Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Dec 04, 2008 6:43:33 am PST #4226 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

Okay, here's today's Stoopit People award:

Apparently, a writer faked a request for a partial from an agent, without realizing that said agent only asks for full manuscripts to save time. Even better-- he said she'd requested chapters 4-6 which is just mind-bogglingly stupid. No agent, ever, in the history of publishing, has ever only requested a partial from the middle of a book.

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Gudanov - Dec 04, 2008 6:43:45 am PST #4227 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I have ornament attrition issues as well. Between two kids and two dogs who like to play around the tree, the ornaments are always in jeopardy.


Hil R. - Dec 04, 2008 6:45:45 am PST #4228 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Considering that many people with Christmas trees have small kids, why don't they make ornaments out of stronger material?


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2008 6:47:03 am PST #4229 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've never had a tree since I left home (except for that two-dimensional tree I drew on paper and taped to the wall, with electric lights taped on). But I'm tempted to, because I'm curious if it'd become a cat toy. Oh, and then I could put a cat nest in it....


Gudanov - Dec 04, 2008 6:47:03 am PST #4230 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Come to think of it though, the kids also generate ornaments so maybe it's a wash. The dogs though, NSM.


Jesse - Dec 04, 2008 6:47:22 am PST #4231 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't have many breakable ornaments, myself. I don't go for the balls, and have a lot of crafty or metal ornaments.


P.M. Marc - Dec 04, 2008 6:47:35 am PST #4232 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My ornaments have been carefully selected to survive cats and kid. Loss is minimal.


Lee - Dec 04, 2008 6:50:29 am PST #4233 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Non-breakability and cheapness are definitely key factors in my ornament selection, due to cats.


Kat - Dec 04, 2008 6:52:39 am PST #4234 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I am scared to put up a tree as Noah is Grabby Hands. But there is one at daycare that got knocked down only once and that wasn't by a kid, but by the daycare kitten, Holly.


Lee - Dec 04, 2008 6:55:38 am PST #4235 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was thinking of putting my pink tree up on the front table, but then I remembered that Perkins the cat has Issues with anything being on his table.