The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2008 6:50:11 am PST #2692 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Intellectually, I've never understood why battery is any better because its a child. It always seemed like an ownership thing to me, like the child is property.

Emotionally, there are plenty times when I've wanted to smack a child in my care and once that I did (she ran into traffic, I was 13... it was a nightmare).


Jesse - Nov 21, 2008 6:52:15 am PST #2693 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I think battery is generally illegal, athough often not enforced here. I mean, anyone who slaps another person has battered them, right? But most of them don't get arrested.


Daisy Jane - Nov 21, 2008 6:52:39 am PST #2694 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I can see a swat on the bottom when they're still in that lizard brain stage and can't be reasoned with-of course I say this as someone who was never spanked as a child.


tommyrot - Nov 21, 2008 7:00:09 am PST #2695 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh man, this is just too cute: [link]

A boy dressed as Spider Man tries to climb a fridge.

This is fine, but some of the other posts on this blog are NSFW.

Check out this excited penguin, from the same blog: [link]

Also, I am sad that the guy who did the fabulous Fabulon blog is calling it quits, due to personal difficulties.

A Message from Thombeau

Many images on Fabulon are NSFW. But it's an arty NSFW.


Jessica - Nov 21, 2008 7:03:05 am PST #2696 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can see a swat on the bottom when they're still in that lizard brain stage and can't be reasoned with-of course I say this as someone who was never spanked as a child.

IMO, all this teaches is that it's okay to hit. The lizard brain at that age is all about modeling adult behavior.


tommyrot - Nov 21, 2008 7:05:18 am PST #2697 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awesome retro-scifi art: Thrilling Tales: The Toaster With TWO BRAINS

Here’s a retro science fiction pulp magazine cover for a magazine that doesn’t exist, but probably ought to: THRILLING TALES OF THE DOWNRIGHT UNUSUAL.

In this imaginary issue we have that nail-biting page turner “The Toaster with TWO BRAINS”, in which our heroes delve deep into the hostile lair of Doctor Rognvald, beneath the volcanoes of Iceland - only to discover that this evil genius has created the ultimate malevolent kitchen appliance: the Toaster with TWO BRAINS! Is it unstoppable? Immovable? Relentless? Horrifying? Unkillable? You bet it is.

Because a toaster with one brain isn’t terrifying. But two? Talk about the heebie-jeebies!


tommyrot - Nov 21, 2008 7:19:11 am PST #2698 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Turbaconducken

How do you improve upon a turducken (turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken)? Behold, the Turbaconducken. It’s a turducken wrapped in bacon! Bacon Today has the step-by-step recipe with pictures.


tommyrot - Nov 21, 2008 7:21:43 am PST #2699 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Who knew that caffeine makes me post lots o' links?

Chocolate Pie Chart

Now *this* is the way to learn math: Behold the Chocolate Pie Chart by Mary& Matt. 70% milk + 20% dark + 10% white chocolate = 100% chocolaty goodness!


Fred Pete - Nov 21, 2008 7:23:42 am PST #2700 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Teddy marked the one-year anniversary of his transplant recently. Unfortunately, this week's news isn't as good.

He's lost weight. And his creatinine level, while still within normal range, is up. I took him in for an ultrasound yesterday, and his stomach wall is much thicker than normal. Which could explain the loss of appetite and weight -- the connection between stomach and intestine is smaller than normal.

The vets are worried about possible lymphona. We're scheduling a biopsy now.


Daisy Jane - Nov 21, 2008 7:35:18 am PST #2701 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Like I said, I never got spanked, nor do I have or plan to have kids so I will gladly defer to actual parents.

Spider Boy is adoreable.

I'm feeling a little guilty today. It's my last day, and this morning the shit hit the fan with this huge project for my coworkers.