These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Nov 19, 2008 7:46:51 am PST #2264 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I'm totally with amych in the humorless get a puppy for something other than looks bench.

DUDE. I love Australian Shepherds as much as the next guy, but getting them because they are cute and then being put off because they have more energy than you can ever expend without taking them to a herding ring...and the fact that, frankly, they are smarter than most of their people...well...that just ain't right to me.

My next favorite request, "How can I get my Beagle to stop barking." Good luck with that!

Today I have a doggy lama client that is a jumper. At least that I can do something about.


Gudanov - Nov 19, 2008 7:46:53 am PST #2265 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

2012draftsarahcommittee.com

Ted Stevens' loss totally messed up my prediction of Palin becoming a Senator in a special election.


Hil R. - Nov 19, 2008 7:47:47 am PST #2266 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The most harrowing was from my congressional Rep. Jackie Speier who was an aide to Leo Ryan, and shot on the tarmac trying to escape Jonestown. She spent 22 hours lying there with five bullets in her body before she was rescued.

The Post article is by a journalist who was also injured there. He interviews her a bit for this article.


tommyrot - Nov 19, 2008 7:48:23 am PST #2267 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ted Stevens loss totally messed up my prediction of Palin becoming a Senator in a special election.

Yeah, I think a lot of people were disappointed by this. Some Dems as well....

Or maybe I'm confusing Dems with comedians.


juliana - Nov 19, 2008 7:48:46 am PST #2268 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Ted Stevens loss totally messed up my prediction of Palin becoming a Senator in a special election.

And bless Uncle Ted for that "mess-up".


Aims - Nov 19, 2008 7:49:31 am PST #2269 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My next favorite request, "How can I get my Beagle to stop barking." Good luck with that!

I am here to testify.

I *will* say that the citronella collar did work. Sometimes.


Gudanov - Nov 19, 2008 7:51:46 am PST #2270 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Fenris is a Beagle mix, but there's no doubt he got the barking genes. I can distinctly hear his bark from a block away.


beekaytee - Nov 19, 2008 7:52:32 am PST #2271 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I *will* say that the citronella collar did work. Sometimes.

Years before my doggy lama days, a friend used a citronella collar on her mutt imported from Puerto Rico. That pooch had some 'street smarts.' She would walk into a corner, throw her head back as far as she could, bark like a maniac, cough a couple of times and then dash off to bark with impunity for the rest of the day. Emptying the collar: 2 minutes. Barking with abandon for 8 hours: Priceless.


Steph L. - Nov 19, 2008 7:52:37 am PST #2272 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm totally with amych in the humorless get a puppy for something other than looks bench.

bonny, you have a dalmatian; I'm sure you deal with people who adoped a dalmatian because of the damned movies and then realized that they're not as easy to live with as a good-natured mutt. Our dalmatian is one that The Boy inherited from a friend who realized that this high-strung, needy animal was not going to mesh with her vision of a self-maintaining* pet.

*(Seriously. Who expects ANY pet to be "self-maintaining"? Maybe a pet rock. But dogs need food, water, walkies, and attention. Just because a mutt might be more easygoing than our freaky attachment-disorder dalmatian doesn't mean that the mutt is "self-maintaining." But then, the friend wasn't the brightest porch light on the block either; she once -- hand to god -- tried to clean a spot off the dalmatian for about 5 minutes before she figured out it wasn't dirt. I wish I were making that up.)


Barb - Nov 19, 2008 7:54:29 am PST #2273 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

I'm totally with amych in the humorless get a puppy for something other than looks bench.

Ditto. Although, sometimes, all the research and finding a good breeder in the world doesn't keep a bad puppy/owner match up from happening. First dog I had as an adult was a Newfoundland. Only seriously dominant/alpha Newf I've ever seen in my life. Also, the only Newf I've ever seen who bonded with one person (me) to the exclusion of everyone else and being super dominant over everyone else. HATED Lewis, even though Lewis did everything he could to mellow the dog out. Finally, after nearly a year, we had to give the dog back to the breeder because I'd found out I was pregnant with Nate. Kind of didn't make sense to have a dog we'd gotten with the expectation of being a family dog, who would in all likelihood hate the rest of the family.

We got a Lab after that.