shocked I tell ya, SHOCKED. oh right I do not care about anyone's sexual preference unless the preference is me.

oh right I do not care about anyone's sexual preference unless the preference is me.

What the hell kind of American are you?

Dear Newt:

You married your math teacher. She put you through college and grad school. Then you cheated on her and asked for a divorce when she was in the hospital being treated for ovarian cancer. You had to be sued to pay your children's orthodontist bills. Then you cheated on wife #2.

I think we secular fascists are securely on higher moral ground.

You know, I have been feeling somewhat disenfranchised lately, and I thought it was because of the lack of my people (white Prostestants) being elected into power, but now I realize it must be because I'm a straight Christian.

I am an American who knows how to shoot handguns, rifles, and shotguns. just sayin'.

oh my god, it is so hard being a white well educated protestant. I am so beat down and overlooked.

I have a first world problem on my hands. It involves putting down the laptop and getting out of bed, going into the kitchen, and making dinner out of the food I have in the refrigerator, and how I am struggling to make myself do it.

I'm telling you!

One of Newt's daughters was rumored to have run the used bookstore across from campus in NC. I don't know if there was any truth to it, but the irony of it serving a very liberal campus was thought quite delicious.

and there's not even a club for people like me (actual quote from a suburbany mostly secular white girl I went to college with).

mow I must go help my son learn his school choir songs while he takes a bath.