One of them pooped in their bed earlier.

That wasn't as much fun.

Hey, does anyone know how accurate the size chart for the Lauren brand by Ralph Lauren runs? Becaue I found a perfect-for-me jacket on eBay, but the RL size charts tell me I'm 1.5" out of luck.

Somebody just mentioned "social capital" in their presentation (I'm in [boring-ass] class). Totally thought of you Buffistae.

Did y'all know that Newt Gingrich doesn't think Sarah Palin should be the leader of the GOP? Maybe because he thinks he should be. Anyway, here's a quote from ol' Newt:

"I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion," - Newt Gingrich, referring to the 18,000 married couples just forced apart after a Mormon-funded campaign against equal rights in California.

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eta: Quick, someone take Newt's social capital away!

"I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment.

Yeah, the riots and violence over the weekend were something, huh? Oh, wait. There was no mass violence associated with the prostests, was there?

From Wonkette: Christian Group Lays Off Hundreds After Spending All Money On Prop 8 Passage

Here’s a delicious chunk of schadenfreude for all of our uniformed men and women in the Gay Militia fighting the fundies out West: “[Colorado Springs-based ministry] Focus on the Family announced this afternoon that 202 jobs will be cut companywide, bringing the total number of employees to around 950. …The cutbacks come just weeks after the group pumped more than half a million dollars into the successful effort to pass a gay-marriage ban in California.” To the suddenly unemployed Culture Warriors in Colorado: don’t be upset! And please don’t complain? No complaining!! If you complain, Jesus will kill you.

Sure, you have no income now because James Dobson burnt all of your company’s money on a state ballot proposition. But imagine the alternative! Would you want to be employed knowing that several hundred miles away, in another state, pairs of consenting adults that already have been living together, people whom you’ve never met and will never meet, were applying for state licenses (pieces of paper, really) that offered them some new tax and medical options??

More, from the Colorado Independent: [link]

Yeah, the riots and violence over the weekend were something, huh? Oh, wait. There was no mass violence associated with the prostests, was there?

Only because the drive to Salt Lake City is too long and they won't let me bring automatic weapons onto a Northwestern Airlines plane.

Is anyone watching Sarah Connor Chronicles. I missed the first 10 minutes and now

Toby is a prisoner.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - oh wait - HAHAHHAHAHA

what kind of delusional batshit crazy asshole do you have to be to think that Gays and or Non-Religious folk have the power in this country. 1) PRAYER, Christian prayer to be exact, to open like a million public events. 2) The word God on money, in the pledge (which is said at a ton of public schools and government ceremonies, and mentioned in every political speech/state of the union. 3) People STILL making a huge deal anytime a public figure comes out. 4) Being gay being used as a rumor against political candidates to damage their image, because it is seen as bad to so many in this country.

Newt you are a tool and an asshole. And it is NOT Gay Secular Fascism until someone bans your bible and forces you to have the gay sex, you pile of horse shit.

3) People STILL making a huge deal anytime a public figure comes out.

Speaking of which, Wanda Sykes!