I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Nov 14, 2008 4:22:58 am PST #1241 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Happy Birthday, ChiKat!!!


Barb - Nov 14, 2008 4:26:08 am PST #1242 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Birthday, ChiKat!


Toddson - Nov 14, 2008 4:35:17 am PST #1243 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Happy Birthday, ChiKat!

And, if you can't find a ham bone for your split pea soup, if you could get a chunk of bacon that might work. But ham hocks would work too (I've used them in the past).


Lee - Nov 14, 2008 4:37:13 am PST #1244 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday ChiKat!


Sophia Brooks - Nov 14, 2008 4:42:43 am PST #1245 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday ChiKat!

I have used a chank of bacon in split pea soup, and it has worked, although ham is better!


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 4:42:54 am PST #1246 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Awwww... HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIKAT!!!!


Jesse - Nov 14, 2008 4:43:51 am PST #1247 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like I've been locked in a closet with an epileptic giraffe....

Have you, by any chance?


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 4:44:23 am PST #1248 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have used a chank of bacon in split pea soup, and it has worked, although ham is better!

Of course, ham is better than most things.

I think I could be vegetarian if I could keep pork products, really good steaks, and the occasional lobster. Oh! And roast chicken where the skin is nice and crispy. And shrimp. But OTHER THAN THAT...


Frankenbuddha - Nov 14, 2008 4:50:03 am PST #1249 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But OTHER THAN THAT...

And I just need this paddle game. And this chair. And my dog. Okay, maybe not my dog. I don't need my dog. I just need this...


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 4:56:40 am PST #1250 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The other night when I was all delerious with the fever and stuff, I saw an episode of Star Trek I don't recall seeing before.

Aliens had adopted human form, taken over the Enterprise, and turned most of the crew into elemental cube thingys.

Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and McCoy decided to get the aliens in touch with their newly acquired humanity. Scotty got an alien drunk, McCoy drugged one, and Spock and Kirk worked together on this seduce/generate jealousy program with two of the others.

Naturally thanks to the above, a goofy fist-fight and a little speech from Kirk it all worked out fine in the end. Since I was half delerious, the sets and effects seemed perfectly reasonable. And there was even suspense -- TWO redshirts were taken down to the planet and who KNOWS? Which one dies? Do they both? Marvelous.

I realized something though... does Captain Kirk ever seal the deal, or does he just make out with a succession of hot aliens? I don't think he ever actually has sex, does he? I don't recall ever seeing him leaving someone's quarters first thing in the morning. His conquests seem to be limited pretty much to fevered smooching ended abruptly by someone walking in.