Oh Barb, that blows! Sounds like a new 3G is necessary, yes. Lewis is wise.

So I went to urgent care to have someone check out my ears because I'm fairly sure I have at least one ear infection. I walked into a completely packed room filled with people in face masks. The nurse said three hour wait. I've decided I can live another day without treatment.

I still need to set up the iPod Touch that I got for my birthday. Guess I can do that now.

Note to self: when someone uses an unfamiliar term on Queer As Folk to describe a porn scene, do not google it to find out what it means. Ignorance was really better on this one.

What season, Hil? I'm trying to think if I know the word.

Of course, now you have us all curiouos as to what the term was, Hil. I'm assuming it's not goatse, for lo, ita has spoiled us for that particular kink.

Remind me to never watch Million Dollar Baby and the Guardian on the same night, again. My eyelids are swollen up like puff adders.

Note to self: when someone uses an unfamiliar term on Queer As Folk to describe a porn scene, do not google it to find out what it means. Ignorance was really better on this one.

I hear you. I blame Family Guy for my Googling of " Cleveland Steamer. "

The phrase was "plate job."

Speaking of things Google had taught me, amongst the Obama T-shirt wearers at LAX last time I left from there was a guy wearing a jacket that said "Hot Karl" on the front. I had to try to not stare.

I blame Family Guy

Yeah they got me on that one, and another one I'm forgetting now.

goatse isn't a kink, it's just the name of a photograph. If I'm wrong on this, please don't set me straight. So to speak.

I don't know what a plate job is and I'm not going to go looking for it so I'll probably hear it again three times this week.

I forget what a Hot Karl is. I'm OK with that.

I do know what a plate job is, but I really, really wish I didn't.