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Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my assâ€”which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

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DCJensen - Jan 31, 2009 6:05:11 pm PST #9714 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Note to self: when someone uses an unfamiliar term on Queer As Folk to describe a porn scene, do not google it to find out what it means. Ignorance was really better on this one.

I hear you. I blame Family Guy for my Googling of " Cleveland Steamer. "

Hil R. - Jan 31, 2009 6:07:20 pm PST #9715 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The phrase was "plate job."

§ ita § - Jan 31, 2009 6:09:14 pm PST #9716 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of things Google had taught me, amongst the Obama T-shirt wearers at LAX last time I left from there was a guy wearing a jacket that said "Hot Karl" on the front. I had to try to not stare.

Laga - Jan 31, 2009 6:10:06 pm PST #9717 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I blame Family Guy

Yeah they got me on that one, and another one I'm forgetting now.

goatse isn't a kink, it's just the name of a photograph. If I'm wrong on this, please don't set me straight. So to speak.

I don't know what a plate job is and I'm not going to go looking for it so I'll probably hear it again three times this week.

Laga - Jan 31, 2009 6:11:11 pm PST #9718 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I forget what a Hot Karl is. I'm OK with that.

Pix - Jan 31, 2009 6:11:30 pm PST #9719 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I do know what a plate job is, but I really, really wish I didn't.

tommyrot - Jan 31, 2009 6:12:01 pm PST #9720 of 10000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't know what a plate job is and I'm not going to go looking for it

It seems kinda' tame, compared to what others have been posting....

Sean K - Jan 31, 2009 6:13:34 pm PST #9721 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And when am I going to learn that when a fellow Buffista says "I wish I hadn't googled that," that I should not then turn around and google it myself. At least, not around meal time.

amych - Jan 31, 2009 6:14:27 pm PST #9722 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Amazingly enough, I haven't.

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Nope. Still not.

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tommyrot - Jan 31, 2009 6:15:05 pm PST #9723 of 10000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And when am I going to learn that when a fellow Buffista says "I wish I hadn't googled that," that I should not then turn around and google it myself. At least, not around meal time.

Now I'm hungry for chocolate pudding.

Just kidding.

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