Kaylee ,'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Livni and Barak will come to my campus tomorrow.
I think I'll leave 20 minutes earlier to get to class in time. There would probably be massive security, and I don't even want to see them, fuck it.
However, the MK I'm practically voting for will be there too. I'm way too exhausted to take the political shit that's going on my campus right now, but I'm thinking just going there to show some support.
It is a very nice shiny PT Cruiser too. I got to see it but haven't had a ride yet.
Yay shiny new car!
I'm translating a friend's blog post, because it's funny enough to do so:
Things I Learned in life: Thumb Rules
The taller a man is, the less he needs wide shoulders to be considered as sexy, and vice versa.
It's not sexual harassment if the harasser looks good enough. The harassee determines if the harasser looks good enough.
There are people going on among us that look real, while their birth date is in the 90's.
Making coffee is too complicated and dangerous to do first thing on the morning before having coffee.
The pinchability of cheeks depends on the depth, viscosity and texture.
It's rude showing people pictures of your son/nephew and expect them to say "how cute!", when you know he's ugly with mustache.
People with kids grow older faster.
The most dangerous man is the one who thinks women don't want him because he's too nice.
When your parents talks about you with their friends they'll always tell about themselves as lead, important characters in your life, even if they hear you got engaged/fired/lost a leg two months after, via text message.
(I don't know, maybe it's funnier in Hebrew).
And congrats, Sean!
This one is curious, I wonder if I fall into that category:
The most dangerous man is the one who thinks women don't want him because he's too nice.
Also, I am now the proud owner of an '06 PT CruiserWoot! Congrats on shiny new car! Pictures, PICTURES! We are Buffistas, we always want pictures!
For Shir and Omnis (in case you've never seen this before): Furniture Porn. No, really.Don't look at me. It's Shir that's all into the furniture, giving it pet names and stuff.
This one is curious, I wonder if I fall into that category:
Humm. I know it's a tricky one, but I agree with that sentence. It's a "gotta know one to dodge one" thing, and I had the share of narcissistic bastards. And you don't fall into it.
It's Shir that's all into the furniture, giving it pet names and stuff.
Honey, I will hit you.
We are Buffistas, we always want pictures!
A-ah.
Honey, I will hit you.C'mon over. Wait. Maybe we should have safe words first.
Famous last words...
shit! I forgot. Shir is a trained Army soldier.
:: prays she stops hit in time before contact is made, but after travel is done ::