'Harm's Way'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
This one is curious, I wonder if I fall into that category:
Humm. I know it's a tricky one, but I agree with that sentence. It's a "gotta know one to dodge one" thing, and I had the share of narcissistic bastards. And you don't fall into it.
It's Shir that's all into the furniture, giving it pet names and stuff.
Honey, I will hit you.
We are Buffistas, we always want pictures!
A-ah.
Honey, I will hit you.C'mon over. Wait. Maybe we should have safe words first.
Famous last words...
shit! I forgot. Shir is a trained Army soldier.
:: prays she stops hit in time before contact is made, but after travel is done ::
You don't need army training to hit people. Luckily, I hit like a girl.
Though I learned some strategical key points and moves when I had trainings for the Disengagement.
imadeadmanimadeadmanimadeadman
Have I mentioned how those glasses bring out the radiance in your eyes?
Flattery won't get your ass out of it, sweetie.
Say, don't you have a piece of furniture to go and fall asleep on? Give Fluffy my love
(Also? How many lurkers we have here, if by now that picture viewed 115 times and I only posted it here?)
Say, don't you have a piece of furniture to go and fall asleep on? Give Fluffy my loveYes ma'am. But I'm thinking of giving the bed a chance. Fluffy already held me down earlier this evening.
Also? How many lurkers we have here, if by now that picture viewed 115 times and I only posted it here?Why is everyone looking at me? There are only so many times in a day I can log in and gaze at the picture. Must be the lurkers. Ya. Lurkers.
(my face hurts from smirking so much)
ION, it's raining ice. Tomorrow will not be fun. I really don't want to go to work. But, it being opening night, and lots of things to do for it, I have to. blargh.
Fluffy already held me down earlier this evening.
That's just Fluffy's way showing you he loves you.
ION, it's raining ice. Tomorrow will not be fun. I really don't want to go to work. But, it being opening night, and lots of things to do for it, I have to. blargh.
Good night, and may tomorrow be nice to you. If not, tell them I'll hit them. Worst case, there's always Fluffy.
Today, I would like to suggest a question for discussion.
What are your favorite marriage proposal stories? They can be your favorite either because they're amazing or because they're terrible. They can be real, apocryphal, from movies, from books, or from the deepest recesses of your subconscious.