Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Jan 26, 2009 8:01:33 pm PST #9238 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That is just wrong.


Shir - Jan 26, 2009 8:19:54 pm PST #9239 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

That is just wrong.

This.


Pix - Jan 26, 2009 8:32:00 pm PST #9240 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I couldn't agree more. And yet, given the conversation, necessary.


Sean K - Jan 26, 2009 8:40:23 pm PST #9241 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Rifftrax is Mike (and Kevin Murphy). I'm totally Joel when it comes to MST3K, but I have to give props where due.

Yeah, Joel, Trace and Frank are all doing riffs over at Cinematic Titanic, so you can get your Joel fix sated as well.


Sean K - Jan 26, 2009 8:41:15 pm PST #9242 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, I am now the proud owner of an '06 PT Cruiser. And ND has his work truck back.


Laga - Jan 26, 2009 8:47:53 pm PST #9243 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sorry I ran off before, Omnis. I feel fine. Had a great meal at Portillos, got some great gifts (Mom gave me a lava lamp!) then stopped at Wal Mart and bought a second set of controllers and Lego Star Wars for the wii.


Shir - Jan 26, 2009 8:55:29 pm PST #9244 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Livni and Barak will come to my campus tomorrow.

I think I'll leave 20 minutes earlier to get to class in time. There would probably be massive security, and I don't even want to see them, fuck it.

However, the MK I'm practically voting for will be there too. I'm way too exhausted to take the political shit that's going on my campus right now, but I'm thinking just going there to show some support.


NoiseDesign - Jan 26, 2009 9:05:36 pm PST #9245 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

It is a very nice shiny PT Cruiser too. I got to see it but haven't had a ride yet.


Pix - Jan 26, 2009 9:16:31 pm PST #9246 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yay shiny new car!


Shir - Jan 26, 2009 9:18:16 pm PST #9247 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm translating a friend's blog post, because it's funny enough to do so:

Things I Learned in life: Thumb Rules

The taller a man is, the less he needs wide shoulders to be considered as sexy, and vice versa.

It's not sexual harassment if the harasser looks good enough. The harassee determines if the harasser looks good enough.

There are people going on among us that look real, while their birth date is in the 90's.

Making coffee is too complicated and dangerous to do first thing on the morning before having coffee.

The pinchability of cheeks depends on the depth, viscosity and texture.

It's rude showing people pictures of your son/nephew and expect them to say "how cute!", when you know he's ugly with mustache.

People with kids grow older faster.

The most dangerous man is the one who thinks women don't want him because he's too nice.

When your parents talks about you with their friends they'll always tell about themselves as lead, important characters in your life, even if they hear you got engaged/fired/lost a leg two months after, via text message.

(I don't know, maybe it's funnier in Hebrew).