Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


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Glamcookie - Nov 11, 2008 7:34:17 am PST #910 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I am a heretic for not liking cranberries at all - either canned or not. BUH-LECH. PTUI.

Me too. Ick.


amych - Nov 11, 2008 7:34:24 am PST #911 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The basic version is just cranberries, water, and sugar. The instructions look good here: [link] That's for a standard-sized bag of cranberries from the grocery store, btw.

I tend to cut the sugar to about 3/4 cup, but that's anti-sweets me talking. I wouldn't cut sugar more than that, because you need sugar in there to make it set up.

If you like whole-berry style sauce, just cook it up and cool it. Dead easy. If you like it jelly-style (like the can), strain it and smoosh it through a strainer to break up the berries and lose the skins before refrigerating.

If you're feeling like flavor variations, you can add almost any imaginable extras to the basics: a dash of cinnamon, or a shot of booze (bourbon and port are both exceptionally good, with obviously different results), replace all or part of the water with orange juice, add nuts or other fruits (dried is probably best). Dried cranberries don't change the flavor as much, but they add bite to the texture, if you're tired of plain sauce.

There's also a whole other family of cranberry relishes -- not sauces -- made of chopped fruit. I tend to go spicy with those (Cranberry and chiles. Who knew?). But a cranberry-loving U.S. family is almost certainly going to love a more traditional sauce, with a second one as an add-on.

(Hi, my name is Amy, and I have a cranberry sauce problem.)


beekaytee - Nov 11, 2008 7:37:13 am PST #912 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Cranberry heretics! Horrors.

I confess that I used to love the can-shaped ridges until I started making my own fresh. Not only is it tastier and healthier but it is hella easy and extremely impressive.

I make versions with crystallized ginger and another version with vanilla (seriously) and nuts. There are lots of options and almost no chances of ruining it.

Steph & d, the mission worksheet is insent. I'll be around tomorrow to discuss.

A non-emergency ~ma request: I've been asked at the last minute to facilitate a conversation on a college campus near Balto that has been experiencing a lot of racial violence. White kids attacking pretty much everybody else. I have no idea who will show up but I'm loving my agenda, which is more about how we learn to think and feel things than it is about diversity.

People-hearing-helpful-things-and-reducing-tensions ~ma would be so very much appreciated between 4&6 eastern time.


juliana - Nov 11, 2008 7:39:14 am PST #913 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Felicity~ma, bonny. And if you could send that sheet to me, I'd greatly appreciate it.


Aims - Nov 11, 2008 7:39:22 am PST #914 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hi, my name is Amy, and I have a cranberry sauce problem.)

I'm looking at you in a whole new light. A cranberry-colored gel light.


Amy - Nov 11, 2008 7:42:34 am PST #915 of 10000
Because books.

bonny, could I get that worksheet, too? And yes, lots of good vibes heading your way.


vw bug - Nov 11, 2008 7:45:38 am PST #916 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I think I have extra love for amych!

Thanks for all the ideas, all!

I'm off to get my CPAP. YAY!


beekaytee - Nov 11, 2008 7:45:44 am PST #917 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

insent juliana

And I'm off to the shower. What does one wear to a 'give up hate' party?


Barb - Nov 11, 2008 7:47:01 am PST #918 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Fresh Market is the debbil.

I now have flank steak marinating in a coffee peppercorn marinade, there is organic baby spinach which will be lightly sauteed and tossed with bacon bits, buttermilk bleu cheese crumbles, fresh croutons, and dried cranberries that have been reconstituted in a bit of brandy (because I LIKE cranberries, Bitches!). There will be Basmati rice as well and for dessert, fresh banana bread that I'm about to bake

I blame Fresh Market entirely.

Because it's the debbil.


Sparky1 - Nov 11, 2008 7:47:11 am PST #919 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

What does one wear to a 'give up hate' party?

An Obama/Biden t-shirt?

Serious: Good luck, bonny!