No power in the 'verse can stop me.

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 24, 2009 8:50:02 am PST #8926 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

vw, will you be my Valentine?


vw bug - Jan 24, 2009 8:51:18 am PST #8927 of 10000
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Sappy words, vw?

Oh, they weren't quotes from the show. They were going to be my own words. And I decided to not do that. It's cool right now. I hate to make it dorky by making it all sappy. I want him to want to show it to his friends!


Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2009 8:59:04 am PST #8928 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A few verses of Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered got cut for the movie. The "horizontally speaking, he's at his very best," and "Vexed again, perplexed again, thank god I can be oversexed again" verses.

I once wound up in an argument with my Step-Grandmother who INSISTED those lyrics could not be real. Of course, this is the same person who would get into high dudgeon about Evita because, "It glorified a dictator."

We stopped talking about musical theater after that.

Regional pronunciations bugged me as a kid (like WAY disproportionately) but now I'm forced to make out with Barp and Pix.

The one remaining exception is pronouncing UPS as if it were the plural of the word that is the opposite of down. Every right and good American knows to pronounce the letters. U-P-S.


vw bug - Jan 24, 2009 9:09:55 am PST #8929 of 10000
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vw, will you be my Valentine?

Sure! Let me just call up CBD and break up with him. Oh, wait. I don't wanna do that. Sorry!


beth b - Jan 24, 2009 9:11:16 am PST #8930 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

love it, vw.

When UPS annoys me I call them ups.


Pix - Jan 24, 2009 9:52:28 am PST #8931 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

That's a rockin' present, vw.


sj - Jan 24, 2009 10:07:04 am PST #8932 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Awesome present, vw!


javachik - Jan 24, 2009 10:13:25 am PST #8933 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, it really is gorgeous and perfect.

I'm hoping for flowers and a card.


vw bug - Jan 24, 2009 10:15:53 am PST #8934 of 10000
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Thanks, guys. I'm really pleased with how it turned out. I've made some cool things, but this one tops them all.

I'm hoping for flowers and a card.

I'm not hoping for anything. He's taking me out to Finale for fancy dessert, and that's good with me. Besides, his face when he opens this will totally be my present!


omnis_audis - Jan 24, 2009 10:25:41 am PST #8935 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Mmm fun. I hop up on stage during rehearsal to re-tape an actor whose mic became free of securing to the face. First they go dark on stage with out saying "Going Dark!"... ok, no big deal. Then they start the turntable without saying "Turntable moving". Went for a ride in the dark. Oh ya. Thankfully it was a slow turn & stop, and I didn't tumble. Yup. I'm awake now.