Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 21, 2009 1:29:03 pm PST #8542 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Askye, I'm so glad there's going to be a bit more snuggling for the two of you.

Vortex, my mom gave me this advice, just on general principles: Always ask for the smaller speculum . She said this, as a woman who had given birth four times, twice breach, and once the kid was doubled over. I figure she must know a thing or three about what fits nicely.

There are women who want my baked goods!!!

I'm so not letting the twelve year old out for this one.


Laga - Jan 21, 2009 1:35:00 pm PST #8543 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm so not letting the twelve year old out for this one.

something about sticky buns?


Sean K - Jan 21, 2009 1:46:02 pm PST #8544 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wow. Shir = Teh HOTT.


billytea - Jan 21, 2009 1:50:32 pm PST #8545 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There are women who want my baked goods!!!

There's precedent for the relevance of baked goods to courtship rituals. I seem to recall that Lady Gaga is bluffin' with her muffin. Of course, she also seems to think that diving face-first into some guy's crotch wearing a bunny outfit constitutes playing it cool, so she may not be the most reliable source.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 21, 2009 2:05:12 pm PST #8546 of 10000
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Sooper-seekrit for Fay...

Fay, I just dropped you an email. If you didn't get it, just drop me a line with whatever your current addy is. Mine hasn't changed in years.

Edit: okay, that wasn't remotely seekrit, but I don't care...


Fay - Jan 21, 2009 2:20:49 pm PST #8547 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Sweetie, did you send it to the profile address? Or to nom de souris (at gmail)? Because I didn't get it.

(Incidentally - one of these days I must make a lolcat involving a cat eating a mouse, fake or otherwise, possibly in some kind of French context. Because my email address is, as it turns out, in lolspeak. Albeit unintentionally.)


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 21, 2009 2:35:14 pm PST #8548 of 10000
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Fay, I sent it to your - evidently old - yahoo address. I will send it to your profile addy.


Burrell - Jan 21, 2009 3:54:51 pm PST #8549 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Shir is gorgeous and so is her lunchbox.


omnis_audis - Jan 21, 2009 5:26:07 pm PST #8550 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Act 2 of our play on the Book of Genesis is a Q&A with the audience. One lady stood up after the Advisory Council pastor said something a bit too Evengelical, and said

Jews do not take these stories literal, and we wrote them!


WindSparrow - Jan 21, 2009 5:42:13 pm PST #8551 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jews do not take these stories literal, and we wrote them!

So what was it she said that was so evangelical? Cuz that? That is plain bigotted ignorance. That is not any form of Evangelical Christianity that I am aware of, and at least the bit about we Christians having written them is out and out heresy.

Edited because I didn't like my original word choice. Also, I would like to add that I am not at all hostile to omnis, and am only mildly defensive, just feel like I am waiting for a punchline.