There are women who want my baked goods!!!

There's precedent for the relevance of baked goods to courtship rituals. I seem to recall that Lady Gaga is bluffin' with her muffin. Of course, she also seems to think that diving face-first into some guy's crotch wearing a bunny outfit constitutes playing it cool, so she may not be the most reliable source.

Sooper-seekrit for Fay...

Fay, I just dropped you an email. If you didn't get it, just drop me a line with whatever your current addy is. Mine hasn't changed in years.

Edit: okay, that wasn't remotely seekrit, but I don't care...

Sweetie, did you send it to the profile address? Or to nom de souris (at gmail)? Because I didn't get it.

(Incidentally - one of these days I must make a lolcat involving a cat eating a mouse, fake or otherwise, possibly in some kind of French context. Because my email address is, as it turns out, in lolspeak. Albeit unintentionally.)

Fay, I sent it to your - evidently old - yahoo address. I will send it to your profile addy.

Shir is gorgeous and so is her lunchbox.

Act 2 of our play on the Book of Genesis is a Q&A with the audience. One lady stood up after the Advisory Council pastor said something a bit too Evengelical, and said

Jews do not take these stories literal, and we wrote them!

Jews do not take these stories literal, and we wrote them!

So what was it she said that was so evangelical? Cuz that? That is plain bigotted ignorance. That is not any form of Evangelical Christianity that I am aware of, and at least the bit about we Christians having written them is out and out heresy.

Edited because I didn't like my original word choice. Also, I would like to add that I am not at all hostile to omnis, and am only mildly defensive, just feel like I am waiting for a punchline.

Andi, I read it that the Christian pastor said something about the stories being literally true and the Jewish woman was pointing out that the Jews wrote the stories originally and didn't take them literally. Am I misreading? I'm confused.

That's how I read it too, Kristin.

Kristin & Hil are spot on. The Pastor (actually I don't recall his official title. Bad secular sound man, no cookie) said something to the effect "you have to believe every word that is written, or you believe none of it. Eve from Adams rib, the flood, the immaculate conception, water into wine, everything. If you doubt any of it, your faith is faulty". (huge paraphrase, but that was the gist of it). That statement got a large groan/gasp/sigh reaction from the whole audience. The actor who acts as moderator for the discussion quickly, & politely said "let's try to keep on topic and only discuss the book of Genesis". That is when the lady said the above statement.