Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Nov 10, 2008 12:30:26 pm PST #827 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What bar were they at, omnis?


Glamcookie - Nov 10, 2008 12:35:43 pm PST #828 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

How could I forget the littering? BAD GC! I so wish we had not gotten all drunk on Saturday for many reasons, but mainly because I would have liked marching to Hollywood and Highland with all my gay and gay-supporting peeps. We really were having a great time until we lost our minds and decided that finishing off the bottle was a good idea (WTF? I swear we are not normally completely, supremely stupid like that). We even met Jill Bennett - hott dykon!


billytea - Nov 10, 2008 12:37:25 pm PST #829 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I've had an embarrassing (or used to be embarrassing) number of vocations in my life, ranging from penguin wrangler

Wait, what?


brenda m - Nov 10, 2008 12:42:50 pm PST #830 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Career stuff: this is the first line on the HR screening notes for a guy I interviewed the other day:

As a result of a plant closing at [past employer], Mike has spent the last year and a half performing chores around his house, spending time with family, and attempting to build a drag racing team.


Barb - Nov 10, 2008 12:43:17 pm PST #831 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

We really were having a great time until we lost our minds and decided that finishing off the bottle was a good idea

The Good Captain has that effect on people, gay and straight.

Wily bastard.

{{{GC}}} just 'cause.


erikaj - Nov 10, 2008 12:46:31 pm PST #832 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Seven million dollars, Cash. And my dad said nobody likes a smartass. Somebody does. The View is well, kind of embarrassing.One Saturday Night Live sketch I've always laughed at. "And I wanted a sassy black woman like I'd seen on TV!"


beekaytee - Nov 10, 2008 12:55:51 pm PST #833 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Wait, what?

I wrangled the little buggers when San Diego Seaworld first opened. Their expected mortality rate (97%) ended up being their birthrate. CHAOS. I actually worked with all the critters in the Aviculture department. Good times.

When March of the Penguins came out, I had massive flashbacks. And advised everyone to be thankful it wasn't filmed in 'smell-o-vision.'


beth b - Nov 10, 2008 12:56:11 pm PST #834 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Somedays the mail is no fun. too many bills and not much joy.

Nothing horrible , nothing eathshattering, just no fun.


Barb - Nov 10, 2008 1:11:06 pm PST #835 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Universe - I know you're not doing it on purpose, but please discontinue any activity that would cause Barb to feel any less than the wonderful, caring, compassionate and intelligent woman that she is. M'kay? Thanks!

Meant to do this earlier:

::snorgles Nicole::


Cashmere - Nov 10, 2008 1:13:56 pm PST #836 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

And my dad said nobody likes a smartass.

He's obviously never met any of us.