So yeah...you know how I've been in crazy vacation sleeping schedule mode? This is when that becomes a problem. I let it get really bad this past week. Got on theatre people schedule of going to bed between 3 and 4 (5 on NYE) and getting up noonish. I've been in bed since 11. I have to get up by 6. Yeah. It's after 2 already. Tomorrow is not going to be pretty.

Oh, Kristin, my sistah in sleep schedule pains. I went to bed at 1 last night and didn't fall asleep until after 3. I was up at 6:50. That's just so very wrong.

Hail the goats!

Pretty sure it was goats who discovered coffee. All hail Ethiopian goats!

I'm picturing goats hopped up on caffeine, and it's not a pretty sight. I feel bad for the goat herders. But hey, they got coffee out of the bargain, so that's something.

I'm picturing goats hopped up on caffeine, and it's not a pretty sight.

As I understand it, it happened just as you're imagining it. Boing! Boing! Boing!

Maria!

I miss coffee.

Yesterday's plumbing visit cost us over $300, but it didn't seem to be anything we could have done ourselves. I pointed out to my DH (after the guy left) that while I really appreciated the questions/answers he had/got about the plumbing issues, the chit-chat about the plumber's brother, sister, dogs, etc., probably cost us $75. The plumber, however, was great about pointing out to the DH what he'd be able to do on his own and how he should do it in the future.

On another topic entirely, I have discovered that the lighting here at work really highlights the fact that I have had no hair color since pregnancy. I think I need Plei to provide advice.

Oh, goats. How I adore thee.

Though I did have a bit too much and am now jittery as I get ready for my first class of 2009 to walk through my door. I don't really want them too. I want my vacation back!

::lifts cup to the Shrine of the Goats::

Much minor~surgery~ma for msbelle and calm~ma for mac.

Mom~ma for Theodosia.

Oddly, the caffeinated goat talk is making me want to hunt down the cat herding video on YouTube.

ETA: just in case anyone else has a need to see it: [link]

I worship them. Every day and religiously, yessir. Also to the ones who invented a/c.

I built my shrine to Willis Carrier long ago. If there were a coffee god, I might have to reconsider atheism.

I'm sure Hil is knocking 'em dead.

You're right, Maria, and I should go do that. I had trouble imagining someone taking down all that information between 10:30 p.m. and 10 a.m. in the rain.

Also, Maria! I hope it's a great year for you.

On another topic entirely, I have discovered that the lighting here at work really highlights the fact that I have had no hair color since pregnancy. I think I need Plei to provide advice.

I think JZ used the Tints of Nature stuff. I used henna for the first trimester, but it doesn't work with bed rest, so then I went to whatever hippie permanent color I could get at Whole Foods.

meara:

My mom is totally pancake flat. She has big loathing for underwire bras, and no real use for them. And my whole adolescence she bad-mouthed underwire bras to me (her NOT-pancake-flat daughter).

yep. Mom's barely a B

College rolls around, and I decide that I'm an adult, and I need a "pretty bra." So my roommates and I go to Vicki's Secret, and the sales associate fits me -- a 34 or 36 B at the time, oh how I miss it -- with an underwire bra. When she brought it to the fitting room, I was all "No way! Underwire bras SUCK!"

Yep. In my case, I had a special "date"

And then I tried it on.

Heaven, I'm in heaven . . .

Ever since then, all my bras (except for sports bras) have been underwire. LOVE them.

BOOBS UNITED!!!!

Cooked bacon keeps very well for a day or so for BLTs and such.

Does it? It doesn't last that long in my house.

There was one memorable instance where his wife said she'd had no idea that he was gay, and he responded that she had known, because she had participated in threesomes with him and another man.

Wait, I thought that it wasn't exactly a "threesome", he just watched her have sex with another man, but didn't particpate. How was she supposed to know that he was watching the guy instead of her :)