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Fay - Jan 02, 2009 2:07:52 pm PST #6686 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"I think you meant to pick the name Genghis Khan. One was a warlord, one was a water bearer whose master whipped and beat him. I think you wanted the other one."

Aha! You reckon that's where they were going with that? Because I have to say, I was just baffled by the logic. But I could see this rationale. Hmm.

Sean K - Jan 02, 2009 2:13:22 pm PST #6687 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think someone with a poor grasp of history and literature could easily confuse those two names, yes.

Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 2:13:28 pm PST #6688 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin

How--unrespectful of the traditions! Gasp! How lacking in ceremony!

How sensible.

We're kind of anarchist, weird-ass switches. It usually works out.

Sir Lee.

This is beautiful in its simplicity.

Nora Deirdre - Jan 02, 2009 2:45:12 pm PST #6689 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hm. What should I do for dinner? I begged off family time and am in my room. My 2 options as I see them:

1) Room Service
Pros:

don't have to leave the room, and I am damn tired
charge would go on the room, which is going to be taken care of by my aunt.

Cons:

Have eaten a LOT of room service or in the hotel restaurant
The bartender/room service order taker I think has a crush on me which is starting to make me uncomfortable

2) Aladdin across the street takeout.
Pros:

not room service!
food looks yummy

Cons:

I would have to, like, leave my hotel room.

Thoughts??

Cashmere - Jan 02, 2009 2:46:16 pm PST #6690 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, if you lack a coin, you guys can always do paper, rock, scissors. That's our mode of decision making.

I just had ANOTHER piece of chocolate sheet cake. I gotta get this shit out of the house.

Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 2:48:58 pm PST #6691 of 10000

brillig

I just had ANOTHER piece of chocolate sheet cake. I gotta get this shit out of the house.

Sounds like you've got that issue well in hand.

sumi - Jan 02, 2009 2:49:40 pm PST #6692 of 10000

Art Crawl!!!

Nora - you can't have food delivered from outside restaurants?

Nora Deirdre - Jan 02, 2009 2:54:54 pm PST #6693 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am on the concierge floor so they could not get to my floor without a key card!

I got room service.

Jessica - Jan 02, 2009 2:56:02 pm PST #6694 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you.

You know, normally it's Plei bringing the disturbing imagery of politicians I never wanted to picture in leather.

Jessica - Jan 02, 2009 2:58:11 pm PST #6695 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nora, good. I was going to vote room service - if the bellboy has a crush on you, the wonderful thing about hotel staff is that you can kick them out of your room any time you want.

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