Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jan 02, 2009 12:47:09 pm PST #6661 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The Mighty Boosh

I love this. I want Mighty Boosh fic.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 12:50:08 pm PST #6662 of 10000
brillig

I would be impressed by a Dom named Bob. Unless he went by "Dom Named Bob." Though Dom Named Sue could be fun.

I have a alternative lifestyle etiquette book, and it uses the D/s capitalization rules fairly consistently in the sections where it's discussed, though it also cautions against pretentious Doms/servants. Is that capitalization considered over the top outside the D/s section of things?


omnis_audis - Jan 02, 2009 12:55:14 pm PST #6663 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm not sure if I'm innocent or vanilla, but I really need to go to f2f. Y'all are a blast!

um. What I mean is. So much for leaving work early. Oh well.

:: whistles innocently, and inconspicuously towards the car ::


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2009 12:55:36 pm PST #6664 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Let me get this straight: [link]

- Two 19 year old guys stay at one's relative's place for Christmas.
- They Steal a safe containing $250K in cash
- They buy 4 cars, 2 trucks, a TV, and give scads of money away.
- They leave the safe in one of the trucks.
- When caught, one of them denied any knowledge, despite having $2000 in cash on him and the truck with the safe.

They probably can't figure out how they were caught so quickly.

Brilliant gene pool, eh? "It was not known why the family member kept so much cash in his home."


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2009 12:56:41 pm PST #6665 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Though Dom Named Sue could be fun.

Life ain't easy for a Dom named Sue.


Cass - Jan 02, 2009 12:56:56 pm PST #6666 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am making up silly D/s names in my head now and giggling. I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot and y'all.

Grammar needs a safe word. All I demand of sex is that it is both adult and consensual. But there's nothing consensual about some of Tep's examples. I am pro-choice when it comes to capitalization.

Did you know there's a huge volcano under yellowstone that could erupt with less than one week's notice ending life in North America as we know it?

That's going to make Cass just giddy.

Hush, you! Okay, yes, the supervolcanos are fascinating to me.

edit: Ooooh, extra evil in my post number!


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2009 1:10:29 pm PST #6667 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

She said: "Now we just had one hell of a night
And I know you love me when I hit with my right
But kiss me now, and I'll flog you when do.
But remember the safe word, before we try,
For the slap in your guts and the spit in your eye
Cause I'm your kind of bitch, your Dom named 'Sue.'"

t apologies for any D/SM mis-characterization


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 1:16:25 pm PST #6668 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is that capitalization considered over the top outside the D/s section of things?

There is a sizeable faction which thinks that the strange capitalization is not only acceptable but MUST be done to make it CLEAR W/what and W/who Y/you are (and who you own/who owns you).

There is an equally (I hope) faction which thinks that there's no need to abuse the English lanuage simply to make sure that everyone knows that the person who capitalizes everything is the big bad domly dom, and the person who never capitalizes anything is the lowly unworthy sub.

Like I said, if the dom and sub prefer to write that way to *each other,* then rock on. But when it's done on a mailing list, my eyes bleed. (Because it's also generally combined with LOLs and ::smile:: and horrible spelling and textspeak.)

Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you. And yes, it's meant to somehow indicate their "lowly" status. (I think considering your submissive to be "lowly" is bullshit, because if you don't cherish your submissive, you have NO business even having such a relationship. IMO.)

So it works like this. If *I* were the submissive, here's how I would post:

this girl looks forward to meeting Y/you A/all at the event this weekend. Master says that He is also very excited. this girl is hoping to make lots of news friends...or, at least, the ones that Master approves! LOL! ::smiles::

No, SERIOUSLY. Sometimes they say "this one" rather than "this girl."

Yeah.


Laura - Jan 02, 2009 1:17:36 pm PST #6669 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Are you sure you don't mean B/buffistas? Can't hurt to be too careful there.

snicker

Y'all are quite entertaining. For some reason the conversation makes me want to sit back and watch heads explode while I sing, "she loves you, ya ya ya."


Ginger - Jan 02, 2009 1:17:49 pm PST #6670 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Random weirdness:

I got an e-mail from a crafts company advertising Marie Antoinette paper dolls at the same time I got a Freecycle e-mail offering a Marie Antoinette wig.