The Mighty Boosh

I love this. I want Mighty Boosh fic.

I would be impressed by a Dom named Bob. Unless he went by "Dom Named Bob." Though Dom Named Sue could be fun.

I have a alternative lifestyle etiquette book, and it uses the D/s capitalization rules fairly consistently in the sections where it's discussed, though it also cautions against pretentious Doms/servants. Is that capitalization considered over the top outside the D/s section of things?

I'm not sure if I'm innocent or vanilla, but I really need to go to f2f. Y'all are a blast!

um. What I mean is. So much for leaving work early. Oh well.

:: whistles innocently, and inconspicuously towards the car ::

Let me get this straight: [link]

- Two 19 year old guys stay at one's relative's place for Christmas.
- They Steal a safe containing $250K in cash
- They buy 4 cars, 2 trucks, a TV, and give scads of money away.
- They leave the safe in one of the trucks.
- When caught, one of them denied any knowledge, despite having $2000 in cash on him and the truck with the safe.

They probably can't figure out how they were caught so quickly.

Brilliant gene pool, eh? "It was not known why the family member kept so much cash in his home."

Though Dom Named Sue could be fun.

Life ain't easy for a Dom named Sue.

I am making up silly D/s names in my head now and giggling. I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot and y'all.

Grammar needs a safe word. All I demand of sex is that it is both adult and consensual. But there's nothing consensual about some of Tep's examples. I am pro-choice when it comes to capitalization.

Did you know there's a huge volcano under yellowstone that could erupt with less than one week's notice ending life in North America as we know it?

That's going to make Cass just giddy.

Hush, you! Okay, yes, the supervolcanos are fascinating to me.

edit: Ooooh, extra evil in my post number!

She said: "Now we just had one hell of a night
And I know you love me when I hit with my right
But kiss me now, and I'll flog you when do.
But remember the safe word, before we try,
For the slap in your guts and the spit in your eye
Cause I'm your kind of bitch, your Dom named 'Sue.'"

t apologies for any D/SM mis-characterization

Is that capitalization considered over the top outside the D/s section of things?

There is a sizeable faction which thinks that the strange capitalization is not only acceptable but MUST be done to make it CLEAR W/what and W/who Y/you are (and who you own/who owns you).

There is an equally (I hope) faction which thinks that there's no need to abuse the English lanuage simply to make sure that everyone knows that the person who capitalizes everything is the big bad domly dom, and the person who never capitalizes anything is the lowly unworthy sub.

Like I said, if the dom and sub prefer to write that way to *each other,* then rock on. But when it's done on a mailing list, my eyes bleed. (Because it's also generally combined with LOLs and ::smile:: and horrible spelling and textspeak.)

Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you. And yes, it's meant to somehow indicate their "lowly" status. (I think considering your submissive to be "lowly" is bullshit, because if you don't cherish your submissive, you have NO business even having such a relationship. IMO.)

So it works like this. If *I* were the submissive, here's how I would post:

this girl looks forward to meeting Y/you A/all at the event this weekend. Master says that He is also very excited. this girl is hoping to make lots of news friends...or, at least, the ones that Master approves! LOL! ::smiles::

No, SERIOUSLY. Sometimes they say "this one" rather than "this girl."

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't mean B/buffistas? Can't hurt to be too careful there.

snicker

Y'all are quite entertaining. For some reason the conversation makes me want to sit back and watch heads explode while I sing, "she loves you, ya ya ya."

Random weirdness:

I got an e-mail from a crafts company advertising Marie Antoinette paper dolls at the same time I got a Freecycle e-mail offering a Marie Antoinette wig.