...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jan 02, 2009 6:42:00 am PST #6583 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

My father is one of those people who can simply cut back a bit and instantly lose 10lbs. He's tall and thin and has been since he was a child. So of course, he considers all weight issues to be a matter of self-control or will power. He thinks because he can lose 10lbs by eating salads for a week, that everyone should be able to.


Calli - Jan 02, 2009 6:50:08 am PST #6584 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I can gain 10 lbs by eating salads for a week. I can gain weight during a week of stomach flu. The weight gain on Zoloft really shouldn't have surprised me. Oh well. I was going to head to the gym tonight anyway.


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2009 7:22:21 am PST #6585 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I gained weight on Weight Watchers as a teenager. They accused me of cheating. I stopped going.


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2009 7:23:58 am PST #6586 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

One of our longtime friends online got two of this t-shirt for Christmas: [link]

I had to share the link.


omnis_audis - Jan 02, 2009 8:29:07 am PST #6587 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wow. It's quiet in here today. Everyone off? Sure, I gotta work, and it's looking to be a slow day, and nobody to entertain. No deep conversations. No battle royale of quips. I swear, its a conspiracy. Y'all only do those fun things when I am working busy days and can't play along.


WindSparrow - Jan 02, 2009 8:32:45 am PST #6588 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yup, omnis, total conspiracy. It's like the Stargate SG-1 fic in which Jack, Sam, and Teal'c call each other to coordinate what color BDUs to wear that day, and then tell Daniel the wrong color.

It's how we show our love AND make you crazy.


Laga - Jan 02, 2009 8:34:54 am PST #6589 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm here. Entertaining... hmm. Did you know there's a huge volcano under yellowstone that could erupt with less than one week's notice ending life in North America as we know it?


beth b - Jan 02, 2009 8:35:10 am PST #6590 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

My dad is also one of the cutback and lose weight people . and I had to very thin sisters.Bizarrely - I thought I was fat, but I wasn't really over weight to college. I wish I had understood before I gained all the weight in college that we were all just different. I'm just happy I'm at the place where I understand me.I wish I was more consistent about exercise. But a least I no longer feel horribly guilty if I go through a non-exercise stage. I just start again.


Fred Pete - Jan 02, 2009 8:52:04 am PST #6591 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm at work. It's quiet. A little too quiet. There are rumors we'll close early, but my usual most reliable sources are out today.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 8:52:21 am PST #6592 of 10000
brillig

Did you know there's a huge volcano under yellowstone that could erupt with less than one week's notice ending life in North America as we know it?

Yup. And Hubby and I are within fairly-instantaneous vaporization range. Hubby likes to sing the Jimmy Buffet song "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blow" when stories about it come on the TV.