Did I mention how much I love this place, where you people plan how to get me knocked up without feeling objectified, and with me even taking active part of the conversation?

We just want you to be safe and happy. If getting you fictionally knocked up will do that, we're here for you.

If getting you fictionally knocked up via foursome will do that, we're here for you.

Yep.

If getting you fictionally knocked up via foursome will do that, we're here for you.

You oughta know by now I'm far more easier than that to please.

Not that I'm complaining.

Edit: had to edit to Barb's corrected version.

Now, where's omnis, to reply about all this fun?

Now, where's omnis, to reply about all this fun?

Three possibilities spring to mind. 1) He's getting some sleep; B) he's completely scarred for life at the turn of conversation; or 3) he's disappointed that we didn't ask for his input on the other baby-daddies.

Any possibility you just wrote your assumptions as 1, B and 3 by accident and not to imply favorite one?

I went with 1 and B as an allusion to "Mad About You", one of my all time favorite sit-coms - a bit off, because I think Paul usually used A and 2. But that's where I got that. And then I was stuck for the third point so reverted back to numbers.

Ah, Mad About You. That needs to come around in syndication sometime again soon.

The morning news shows are all discussing your messy situation, Shir. Of course it is all the full of themselves talking heads that have no actual insight or solutions.

Most amusing was an interview with Condi Rice this morning. She was explaining how she and other top advisors would go into meetings with George after doing all their homework and they would all be humbled by the president's knowledge of all the facts. She insists he is all about the details. So how many people do you think she convinced?

Blah, politics.

Today is DH's birthday. I just made him a yummy omelet and bacon. I think we might be doing family bowling later.

The morning news shows are all discussing your messy situation, Shir

My foursome reached your news? Talk about interactivity.

Of course it is all the full of themselves talking heads that have no actual insight or solutions

That's because there aren't any for the long term. Well, except for that talking nonsense some people suggested, you know. It's a shame the Middle East situation doesn't fit into 2 and a half minutes of summary in the news. I'm sure that would make news editors' lives easier.

And happy birthday to your husband!

I will continue sending the ~ma, thoughts, and prayers that saner heads will prevail and peaceful options will be considered. I can't even imagine going about daily chores and activities while being surrounded with such madness and danger.

overheard toddler talk at casa del sox:

"hello bathroom. I need you for a second. ..."

A few moments later:

"no. I don't know why my body does this."