Mal ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
IF they'd gone to RST back when I first started shipping them, Shir would probably be showing by now.
Ever heard about contraceptives? I had.
And I'm also very amused being shipped. Hey, if it's not happening IRL, I should at least be able to read fanfiction about me and the Tenth Doctor my long list of lovers.
Suddenly reminded to whom she's typing to
This isn't a request/wish, ay?
Ever heard about contraceptives? I had.
In my fic, you'll be pregnant with triplets, each of the babies with different fathers - let's see now - one of the babies will be omnis's, one will be the Doctor's, and one will be .... hmm... Captain Jack's (Harkness or Sparrow, whichever).
Triplets? Do you secretly hate me? I can't even begin to imagine how much that birth would hurt.
However, I'd love to hear your idea about how, exactly, I end up with triplets from 3 different fathers.
(The third has to be Greg Dulli, 90's version, of course. Why yes, I have no shame).
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However, I'd love to hear your idea about how, exactly, I end up with triplets from 3 different fathers.
Dude, it's fic. There don' need to be no stinkin' explanation.
Triplets? Do you secretly hate me? I can't even begin to imagine how much that birth would hurt.
Multiple babies are usually smaller than a single baby, so it should be easier, plus its fic, so there are good drugs that don't hurt the development of the babies. And in my fic, all of the men are soooooo in love with you, that they fall in love with each other.
However, I'd love to hear your idea about how, exactly, I end up with triplets from 3 different fathers.
Well, there's a certain amount of handwaving involved in the biology - I mean, it has happened, very rarely, that fraternal twins have different fathers [link] - so it can't be completely impossible for triplets to have different fathers, but it would be even more rare. And as for the ... uh... mechanics of how you get knocked up, well... have you read any of my other fic?
Dude, it's fic. There don' need to be no stinkin' explanation.
So I'm NOT getting foursome fun? Not even in fanfiction?
Wow. Even my fictional self is NGA? (Oh, so what's the term for a fictional self that's written by others? Not Mary Sue, I guess).
WindSparrow, I love you.
So I'm NOT getting foursome fun? Not even in fanfiction?
Oh, you mean that kind of explanation.
Well, that, sure. You can have as much sexxorin' as you want, babe. Anything to ease the tension.
cereal: I really don't need to be reading comments sections for articles. I honestly forget how stupid so much of the rest of the world is.
::sigh::
sexxorin?
Did I mention how much I love this place, where you people plan how to get me knocked up without feeling objectified, and with me even taking active part of the conversation?