Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Dec 28, 2008 12:56:55 am PST #5943 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Those are the ones that alter your taste buds temporarily, right?


Laga - Dec 28, 2008 1:11:18 am PST #5944 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yes! It makes sour foods taste sweet. We started with lemon- tasted like candy. Salt & Vinegar potato chips tasted like kettle corn. Limes were my favorite, they had a complexity lemons lack. Now my tongue and teeth feel all weird.


WindSparrow - Dec 28, 2008 3:29:05 am PST #5945 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm trying to create a joke about Omnis's noble offer of impregnation but nothing's coming to mind.

IF they'd gone to RST back when I first started shipping them, Shir would probably be showing by now.


WindSparrow - Dec 28, 2008 3:30:20 am PST #5946 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

There could also be lines about giving the gift that keeps on giving.


WindSparrow - Dec 28, 2008 3:36:31 am PST #5947 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

And in breakfast news, I just gave the cats dishes full of cooked chicken breast rather than cat food. I figure, Daniel and I are planning to have our Christmas dinner today, so the cats should have a treat, too, but I'm not crazy about giving them ham.


Shir - Dec 28, 2008 3:37:36 am PST #5948 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

IF they'd gone to RST back when I first started shipping them, Shir would probably be showing by now.

Ever heard about contraceptives? I had.

And I'm also very amused being shipped. Hey, if it's not happening IRL, I should at least be able to read fanfiction about me and the Tenth Doctor my long list of lovers.

Suddenly reminded to whom she's typing to
This isn't a request/wish, ay?


WindSparrow - Dec 28, 2008 4:33:20 am PST #5949 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ever heard about contraceptives? I had.

In my fic, you'll be pregnant with triplets, each of the babies with different fathers - let's see now - one of the babies will be omnis's, one will be the Doctor's, and one will be .... hmm... Captain Jack's (Harkness or Sparrow, whichever).


Shir - Dec 28, 2008 4:46:11 am PST #5950 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Triplets? Do you secretly hate me? I can't even begin to imagine how much that birth would hurt.

However, I'd love to hear your idea about how, exactly, I end up with triplets from 3 different fathers.

(The third has to be Greg Dulli, 90's version, of course. Why yes, I have no shame).

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Barb - Dec 28, 2008 5:09:37 am PST #5951 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

However, I'd love to hear your idea about how, exactly, I end up with triplets from 3 different fathers.

Dude, it's fic. There don' need to be no stinkin' explanation.


WindSparrow - Dec 28, 2008 5:13:08 am PST #5952 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Triplets? Do you secretly hate me? I can't even begin to imagine how much that birth would hurt.

Multiple babies are usually smaller than a single baby, so it should be easier, plus its fic, so there are good drugs that don't hurt the development of the babies. And in my fic, all of the men are soooooo in love with you, that they fall in love with each other.

However, I'd love to hear your idea about how, exactly, I end up with triplets from 3 different fathers.

Well, there's a certain amount of handwaving involved in the biology - I mean, it has happened, very rarely, that fraternal twins have different fathers [link] - so it can't be completely impossible for triplets to have different fathers, but it would be even more rare. And as for the ... uh... mechanics of how you get knocked up, well... have you read any of my other fic?