Shir, the map is in the game, an Xbox video game. I'd be happy to show you. C'mon over. Get ya really safe from rockets or being drafted. I'll cook.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
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omnis_audis - Dec 27, 2008 10:16:04 pm PST #5927 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Shir - Dec 27, 2008 10:17:02 pm PST #5928 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
{{{omnis}}}
Laga - Dec 27, 2008 10:42:21 pm PST #5929 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
yep. I'm pretty sure they have universities in Texas, too.
omnis_audis - Dec 27, 2008 10:45:05 pm PST #5930 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Fancy that, my apartment is a few blocks from one.
Laga - Dec 27, 2008 10:51:25 pm PST #5931 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Are you done with Christmas Carol for the season, Omnis? I was reading a letter in the LA Times about terrible problems with the Kodak theatre show and I hoped you and your comrades were done with it for 2008.
omnis_audis - Dec 27, 2008 10:54:05 pm PST #5932 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
They have 2 more performances Sunday. Then we put it away until next year.
Shir - Dec 27, 2008 10:56:34 pm PST #5933 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I love you all.
And in the meantime, let me entertain you with the "why Shir isn't sure about her whole reserve thing" story:
Every girl who finished her army duty before me got a form exempting her from reserve duty. Including the one who finished her duty three weeks before I have had (did? grammar much?).
The glorious day came, I'm coming to do all the releasing from army errands, and they're not giving me that form. When I asked about it, they said that if I haven't got one, I'm probably off and don't worry about it. Umm. Right? Back then I made a mental note to ask the next girl who was about to finish her two years duty (3 months after me), but I guess my "forget!" mental note was too strong, because I never did it, and I remembered it about a year and a half later. Given that I didn't really kept in touch with my ex-unit people, it'll be weird to call now.
Now, being in a unit where the guys are hardly ever being called to reserve in, it's not much of a worry. It's just that I don't know if I'm on the reserve list (because army fucks bureaucracy A LOT). If I am, it's only until I'll be 24 - next August (well, that or motherhood, but since I really don't plan any children anytime soon, and even if I'll get knocked up now, birth will take place after my birthday, I stick to the "next birthday" version).
Not that they'll call me.
omnis_audis - Dec 27, 2008 11:07:13 pm PST #5934 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
So what your saying is, there IS a way I can help! Does the army consider motherhood at conception or birth?
Shir - Dec 27, 2008 11:12:42 pm PST #5935 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
ROFL
Army considers motherhood as actual birth. Not much you can do about it, dude.
omnis_audis - Dec 27, 2008 11:22:40 pm PST #5936 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
:: shrugs :: it was worth a try.