Also we know other buffistae and friends in the Los Angeles area who might not be posting right now but can be summoned with cell phones. Just say the word and the cavalry is on the way.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Nov 08, 2008 7:58:01 pm PST #586 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
amych - Nov 08, 2008 7:58:44 pm PST #587 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What kind of caretaker am I????
An excellent one. You're worrying about what you can do to watch out for her, but without taking stupid risks to do it. Bonus points.
Shir - Nov 08, 2008 7:58:44 pm PST #588 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
The common joke about my mom's driving skills in the family is that she's not driving because she's a nurse, therefor supposed to keep the public safe and sound.
Shir - Nov 08, 2008 7:59:40 pm PST #589 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
An excellent one. You're worrying about what you can do to watch out for her, but without taking stupid risks to do it. Bonus points.
That.
WindSparrow - Nov 08, 2008 7:59:41 pm PST #590 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Having the wisdom to know you are too drunk to drive is much better care-taking than what could happen if you didn't have it.
And by all that is holy, including your marriage, this is the way we prefer it - that you are sitting tight, talking through it, not driving home. Because it could have such an ugly ending, otherwise.
beth b - Nov 08, 2008 7:59:47 pm PST #591 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I get nervous if DH is out and I am drinking wine at home -- What if he needs me... but then he is an adult and so am I. And who knew you were both going to drink to much? it wasn't a plan. Just wait -- stay in the car. Hope DW wakes soon so you can call a cab.
Laga - Nov 08, 2008 8:01:15 pm PST #592 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm trying to remember more drunk & stupid stories but so many of them have faded... like this one will for you
Laga - Nov 08, 2008 8:02:18 pm PST #593 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ooh ooh how about that time at the Presidents of the United States concert where we went to the mexican restaurant afterwards and I threw up all over the table and everybody. Good times.
Glamcookie - Nov 08, 2008 8:03:08 pm PST #594 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
We were having such a great time, until we weren't.
beth b - Nov 08, 2008 8:04:13 pm PST #595 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Dh remembers me being really drunk in front of him once. we were living together. I think I talked constatrnly -- about things i couldn't do at that time. Like have sex in various athletic ways. I remember the next day much more vividly -- because I so rarely get a hang over. It takes near poisioning for me to get a hangover