I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to ask... if I told you quarters must be ordered in boxes of $250 would you order $600 worth of quarters?
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Dec 22, 2008 10:10:18 pm PST #5527 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 10:12:06 pm PST #5528 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Eh, no.
Laga - Dec 22, 2008 10:19:47 pm PST #5529 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
oh I forgot to tell you the funny...
So D walks in with a box saying, "were you expecting something?"
And I'm all annoyed, "finally!" Because I was supposed to receive a gift for him on Thursday.
He hands me the box and I squeed, "but not from Israel... this is from Israel!"
"I was gonna say..."
"It's my secret santa gift! From Israel!"
"I get it now."
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 10:27:57 pm PST #5530 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Ha!
I've looked at the picture you took about 5 times now. I love your smile, and I'm just so happy to know everything turned out great about this: it's the first Christmas gift I'm giving anyone! I was afraid my Jewishness is gonna screw me somehow about the procedure and doing things wrong.
Also, i don't know if you saw it yet, but the ceramics can also go to the into microwave, if you'd like to serve food in it. Instructions are on the back of it.
Laga - Dec 22, 2008 10:31:44 pm PST #5531 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I did see that. Isn't it amazing that I already had a bowl with the same pattern? It's one of my favorites. Even though it's chipped I use it every time I need a mise en place.
I love that my secret santa is Jewish! I'm telling everyone I got Jewish Christmas presents.
omnis_audis - Dec 22, 2008 10:34:07 pm PST #5532 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Wow, I nap and read a script, and miss a party in Bitches! Y'all are cracking me up!
I was afraid my Jewishness is gonna screw me somehow about the procedure and doing things wrong.I wasn't sure to congratulate you on getting the package here in time, or chide you for getting it too early. I think I'll go with Kudos, seeing how all my packages are probably gonna be late. What? I clearly am not Santa Claus. Too young, not fat enough (yet) and gorrum it, I can't grow a beard to save my life.
Suddenly I understand Giles. No one has standards anymore. Maybe because they are having sex.So wait a second... if I have no standards I can have sex? Huh. Um. But then I'm having sex with a.... hmm, but then I'm having sex! Oh lordy, is this a debate.
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 10:43:48 pm PST #5533 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
if I have no standards I can have sex? Huh. Um. But then I'm having sex with a.... hmm, but then I'm having sex! Oh lordy, is this a debate.
I was gonna answer this, but Bay City Rollers' "Give it to me Now" started playing on the online radio station I'm listening to.
Laga - Dec 22, 2008 11:08:39 pm PST #5534 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
hee!
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 11:12:36 pm PST #5535 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Followed by Ben Harper's "Power Of The Gospel" and Dusty Springfield's "Son Of A Preacher Man", then retreating back to songs that aren't necessarily about sex.
hippocampus - Dec 22, 2008 11:17:53 pm PST #5536 of 10000
not your mom's socks.
can't sleep but needs to. Bug fell out of bed at 3am with a crash. She's fine but now my brain is listing all the things I forgot to do last week and over the weekend.