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omnis_audis - Dec 22, 2008 10:34:07 pm PST #5532 of 10000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wow, I nap and read a script, and miss a party in Bitches! Y'all are cracking me up!

I was afraid my Jewishness is gonna screw me somehow about the procedure and doing things wrong.

I wasn't sure to congratulate you on getting the package here in time, or chide you for getting it too early. I think I'll go with Kudos, seeing how all my packages are probably gonna be late. What? I clearly am not Santa Claus. Too young, not fat enough (yet) and gorrum it, I can't grow a beard to save my life.

Suddenly I understand Giles. No one has standards anymore. Maybe because they are having sex.

So wait a second... if I have no standards I can have sex? Huh. Um. But then I'm having sex with a.... hmm, but then I'm having sex! Oh lordy, is this a debate.

Shir - Dec 22, 2008 10:43:48 pm PST #5533 of 10000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

if I have no standards I can have sex? Huh. Um. But then I'm having sex with a.... hmm, but then I'm having sex! Oh lordy, is this a debate.

I was gonna answer this, but Bay City Rollers' "Give it to me Now" started playing on the online radio station I'm listening to.

Laga - Dec 22, 2008 11:08:39 pm PST #5534 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

hee!

Shir - Dec 22, 2008 11:12:36 pm PST #5535 of 10000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Followed by Ben Harper's "Power Of The Gospel" and Dusty Springfield's "Son Of A Preacher Man", then retreating back to songs that aren't necessarily about sex.

hippocampus - Dec 22, 2008 11:17:53 pm PST #5536 of 10000

not your mom's socks.

can't sleep but needs to. Bug fell out of bed at 3am with a crash. She's fine but now my brain is listing all the things I forgot to do last week and over the weekend.

omnis_audis - Dec 22, 2008 11:20:22 pm PST #5537 of 10000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

then retreating back to songs that aren't necessarily about sex.

Speaking of, I really should go to bed.

Bug fell out of bed at 3am with a crash. She's fine

so? no bubblewrap then? Either way, sleep~ma for you. Heck, for all the insomniac Bitches (myself included).

Shir - Dec 22, 2008 11:22:12 pm PST #5538 of 10000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, Sox. Poor Bug and you.

Sleep~ma to you and omnis.

Laga - Dec 23, 2008 12:37:56 am PST #5539 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my cheese sandwich is too melty. I'm losing cheese!

NoiseDesign - Dec 23, 2008 1:36:02 am PST #5540 of 10000

Our wings are not tired

Laga, you'll always be cheesy to me.

Barb - Dec 23, 2008 3:29:24 am PST #5541 of 10000

“Not dead yet!”

There's really not enough coffee in the mornings to be able to follow the past 72 posts.

Sorry now that I feel over and went boom last night.

But at least I slept.

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