I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Dec 20, 2008 11:42:18 am PST #5214 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I had mac & cheese (and corn on the cob) for lunch. When the guy who took my order seemed confused I told him I'm only eating yellow things today.


WindSparrow - Dec 20, 2008 12:33:27 pm PST #5215 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Go, Barb, with your problem-solving skills.

Nora, vertebrae out of whack somewhere, pinching nerves? Cuz if you said that it was your leg hurting like that, I'd be saying, "sciatica?" Anyway, I hope you find a resolution to the hurty.

Laga, mac&cheese sounds perfect.

I'm a bit peckish after shoveling the front walk. And talking with my mom on the phone for an hour. And dealing with Harvey the velcro cat.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2008 12:34:22 pm PST #5216 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, Tep, I know exactly how that feels (only, I only had myself to blame, cause mine was a hangover, I think...though since I still felt icky two days later, I kinda wonder....). You poor thing.

I was thinking about you while I was in the ER -- my memory dredged up your post about having such a bad hangover/stomach woes that you thought about going to the ER.

I've heard that there's a vicious stomach virus going around. The person who posted about it on LJ said she threw up so hard that it hurt to breathe.

Someone in my office sent around a forwarded e-mail about a nasty stomach virus. Part of me believes that my body manifested it just by reading the e-mail.

Tep, STOP HAVING TO GO TO THE ER. That's my gig, and I'm willing to take the hit for all the Bitches.

I told The Boy, when we left the hospital today, "So, I'm thinking NEXT Saturday, we NOT go to the hospital! What do you think?"

Him: "Well, you *are* getting kind of repetitive -- maybe an Urgent Care clinic."


Fay - Dec 20, 2008 12:40:44 pm PST #5217 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Tep, STOP HAVING TO GO TO THE ER. That's my gig, and I'm willing to take the hit for all the Bitches.

See, I don't think ita should be bogarting all the ER trips. I think we should let some none-Buffistas have some quality ER time instead. Which reminds me - ita, are you feeling any better?

I really can't believe your bad luck, Tep. But yay for The Boy, who is an excellent example of much merited good luck.


P.M. Marc - Dec 20, 2008 12:59:19 pm PST #5218 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The Boy is funny.

ACTUAL Snopocalypse on Thursday was kinda cool, but it's Saturday now, and still really cold, and nobody here bothers to like, SHOVEL or anything.

Well, none of us *own* snow shovels. I don't even know if our hardware stores carry them.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2008 1:02:16 pm PST #5219 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Boy is funny.

Last week -- I posted this in LJ -- we were snuggled up in bed (not a euphemism, since my tremendous back PAINPAINPAIN ruled out anything remotely resembling sex), and I said, "Jesus, the past 6 months have been so fucked up for us -- you had abdominal surgery, and I had inexplicable stomach badness, that weird-ass vertigo, panic attacks, and now this back problem. What's next?"

Him: "We'll probably give birth to a cute little teratoma we can call our own."

Teratoma out of the blue!!!

After I finished laughing, I said, "Even though it will be hideous, it'll be our hideous teratoma baby."

Him: "You can tell me its one tooth looks just like mine!"

Me: "And its tuft of hair looks just like mine!"

FREAKS. The both of us.


WindSparrow - Dec 20, 2008 1:19:00 pm PST #5220 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That needs to be COMMed, but ... I don't even remember any more, how many threads back the last teratoma appeared, for maximum contextual hilarity.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2008 1:40:07 pm PST #5221 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which reminds me - ita, are you feeling any better?

Not much. I think the last procedure has worn off. Still, I'm to get a much more permanent (this time they'll kill instead of numb) nerve treatment in the new year. Can't wait. Today is a particularly bad head day.


WindSparrow - Dec 20, 2008 2:21:38 pm PST #5222 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh, ita, I hope you soon get the relief you need.

The wind is howling like wolves. It's so bitter cold that 10 minutes outside to clear the back steps and walk made my fingers numb inside the extra-insulated gloves. Please send ~ma for Daniel to get home safely. He just called me to say he'd been throwing up at work all day, and finally his supervisor sent him home, but he had needed to stop and nap at a gas station for a while first.

I think I need some calm~ma.


Laga - Dec 20, 2008 2:52:23 pm PST #5223 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

tons of ~ma to the both of you, WindSparrow