Comic relief for teachers.
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Dec 18, 2008 11:11:37 am PST #4968 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Fay - Dec 18, 2008 11:57:00 am PST #4969 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Nice!
On a related note, the writing homework I set my kids over the holiday was to write a story explaining why they couldn't do their homework. Could be anything - the dog ate it, they were kidnapped by Darth Vader just before they could start writing, their fingers turned into spaghetti, they were distracted by the sight of a small girl chasing a rabbit down a rabbit hole, whatever.
SuziQ - Dec 18, 2008 12:17:40 pm PST #4970 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Nice assignment Fay. My son would LOVE such a challenge. He has a scary imagination when it comes to these types of things.
Recently they had to rewrite a Christmas carol or story into something completely different. CJ and his partner took The Night Before Christmas and rewrote it into something more Nightmare before Christmas-ish with zombies and such.
omnis_audis - Dec 18, 2008 12:21:39 pm PST #4971 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Recently they had to rewrite a Christmas carol or story into something completely different. CJ and his partner took The Night Before Christmas and rewrote it into something more Nightmare before Christmas-ish with zombies and such.
Oo we had that at the holiday party. One of the cast members did one inserting all the folk from the theater. It focused on the Ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright haunting us because of the elevator in his building (he apparently hated elevators). It was cute.
omnis_audis - Dec 18, 2008 1:16:43 pm PST #4972 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
omg I killed the thread! It's not Friday end of day. What happened?!?
:: drops to floor, elevates threads head so airway is clear, performs CPR, bangs on chest with fervor!! ::
Don't die on me bitch!!!!!
OK, with all that drama, I'm going home. Seems everyone left the office early, so why not me too.
Laga - Dec 18, 2008 1:20:25 pm PST #4973 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm here, just not very posty today.
Shir - Dec 18, 2008 1:21:40 pm PST #4974 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm here, listening to that radio show with the guy from Colbert Report.
meara - Dec 18, 2008 1:24:57 pm PST #4975 of 10000
I was out sledding!! The streets are mostly closed (though a few jackasses were going up streets that were ACTUALLY closed--including signs and everything).
I even saw a guy on a UNICYCLE. People are crazy.
Laga - Dec 18, 2008 1:27:59 pm PST #4976 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I got a wonderful gift from paramount. A big-ass bag (so I can take the messenger bag off my wish list,) Tropic Thunder on DVD, a Benjamin Button watch and a Defiance T-shirt. I think the bag is for picknicks as it has two pockets on the sides that are wine-bottle sized and an interior space that appears to be insulated but for now it's my new work bag. Yay. Also one of the vendors who I thought was only giving us a card this year sent us toffee.
At the moment I am treating my cold with chicken-tortilla soup and hot peppers.
Laga - Dec 18, 2008 1:29:29 pm PST #4977 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'd rather be sledding. What kind of sled do you have, meara?