Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Dec 14, 2008 4:40:35 pm PST #4509 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oow. Forearms hurting. Legs hurting. I really wish it was more than only 1.5 miles. Sounds so lame to be sore for such a short distance. Ima gonna sleep good tonight.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 14, 2008 4:46:35 pm PST #4510 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It just got kinda nice to have someone around...someone to...oh, I'm gonna stop.

If it helps, this is totally normal. I mean, hell, I missed C like whoa for the first couple weeks and that was a super unhealthy situation. It's getting used to something new.

I'm sorry though. It may be normal, but it sure does suck.

Take care of you.


sj - Dec 14, 2008 5:29:34 pm PST #4511 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((((vw))))) I'm sorry. It being the holiday season probably isn't helping, but I hope the loneliness passes quickly.

We have gotten a lot of Christmas shopping done this weekend, and we decorated our tree tonight.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2008 6:06:09 pm PST #4512 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{vw}}

In further adventures of Annoying Officemate: he asked me what it feels like to be a Jew on Christmas. He also asked what my family's Chanukah traditions were, and seemed very disappointed that we didn't have anything other than the usual stuff.


DCJensen - Dec 14, 2008 6:57:26 pm PST #4513 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

He also asked what my family's Chanukah traditions were, and seemed very disappointed that we didn't have anything other than the usual stuff.

What did he expect you to do? Have some wacky tradition to impart?

Dude, it's Chanukah. Go read Wikipedia. Or a book.

Next time maybe you could tell him, "Well, up until last year we sacrificed Emus and the occasional Polar Bear who wandered by...but uncle Bob got us to all go reformed."


Shir - Dec 14, 2008 7:06:52 pm PST #4514 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

he asked me what it feels like to be a Jew on Christmas.

"Like being a Christian on Chanukah?".

I'm sorry you have to deal with asshole. Can't you murder ignore him?

Mornin'.

(Chanukah is next week! And one of my best friends who moved to Sweden is coming tomorrow!)


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2008 7:09:04 pm PST #4515 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

He's not really an asshole. Just clueless. Very clueless.

Usually, with weird questions about Judaism, I figure it's better to just answer than to let people think whatever weird things they were thinking. But with him, it's starting to get to be a bit much.


Laga - Dec 14, 2008 7:10:52 pm PST #4516 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

How about "pin the clue on the gentile"?


Shir - Dec 14, 2008 7:11:02 pm PST #4517 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Pets Hil's shoulder

You're a better person than I am.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2008 7:11:38 pm PST #4518 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

For the "what does it feel like" question, I went with the standard-issue, "It's like when it's someone else's birthday. They're celebrating and having fun, and you can celebrate for them if you want, but it's not like you feel left out, because you've got your own birthday some other time." Which is pretty much verbatim what the rabbi told us when I was a little kid, about how we were supposed to feel on Christmas. I wasn't really in the mood to think out a real answer.