Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Dec 14, 2008 7:06:52 pm PST #4514 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

he asked me what it feels like to be a Jew on Christmas.

"Like being a Christian on Chanukah?".

I'm sorry you have to deal with asshole. Can't you murder ignore him?

Mornin'.

(Chanukah is next week! And one of my best friends who moved to Sweden is coming tomorrow!)


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2008 7:09:04 pm PST #4515 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

He's not really an asshole. Just clueless. Very clueless.

Usually, with weird questions about Judaism, I figure it's better to just answer than to let people think whatever weird things they were thinking. But with him, it's starting to get to be a bit much.


Laga - Dec 14, 2008 7:10:52 pm PST #4516 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

How about "pin the clue on the gentile"?


Shir - Dec 14, 2008 7:11:02 pm PST #4517 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Pets Hil's shoulder

You're a better person than I am.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2008 7:11:38 pm PST #4518 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

For the "what does it feel like" question, I went with the standard-issue, "It's like when it's someone else's birthday. They're celebrating and having fun, and you can celebrate for them if you want, but it's not like you feel left out, because you've got your own birthday some other time." Which is pretty much verbatim what the rabbi told us when I was a little kid, about how we were supposed to feel on Christmas. I wasn't really in the mood to think out a real answer.


Laga - Dec 14, 2008 7:16:02 pm PST #4519 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

tangentially topical


Aims - Dec 14, 2008 7:32:58 pm PST #4520 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Am fine (mostly), but am in ER. Am bored. Pronouns taken in lieu of copay. I had a fall and even though I did not hit my head, I lost consciousness for about 15 to 30 seconds. Poor Joe.


Aims - Dec 14, 2008 7:33:04 pm PST #4521 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Shir - Dec 14, 2008 7:45:51 pm PST #4522 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Aimee! God. Take care.


beth b - Dec 14, 2008 7:47:59 pm PST #4523 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

umm...no more falling. I hope it stays very boring.