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Emily - Nov 04, 2008 10:27:49 am PST #38 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Does it count as "coercing" though? Doesn't coercing have to be negative?

Thought about getting up early to vote before school today, then decided that I'd never be able to get myself out of bed, so set my alarm for the normal time. Woke up at 4. Gave up and got out of bed at 5:30, watched Family Guy, drank coffee, went and voted. In and out in under 5 minutes, no wait AT ALL, no ballot measures, no mayors, almost no nothing. The only reason it took as long as it did is I was staring at the screen, thinking, "Now, Obama's the one I WANT to vote for. Right? I'm not going to suddenly remember I got them mixed up and have to shoot myself after I get out of here. Right? God, I wish I'd gotten more sleep."

As a result, I'm cranky and half-asleep. But! Students left 12 minutes early because we're a polling place (don't ask, I don't understand either), so I think I can go home very soon. Yaaaaa.... snore....


Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2008 10:33:25 am PST #39 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Does it count as "coercing" though? Doesn't coercing have to be negative?

Not necessarily.

Relatedly: finally, the solution to low voter turnout!


Pix - Nov 04, 2008 10:46:46 am PST #40 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yay new thread!

Laga, I believe that the law states that if you are in line before 8, you can still vote.


Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2008 10:49:45 am PST #41 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Blarg. I tried to convince my uncle to vote No on 8, but he wasn't buying it. He said it didn't actually eliminate rights; they'd still have all the domestic partnership rights. And when I told him that they wouldn't be able to file taxes jointly because a partner wouldn't count as a "spouse," he said that, well, that's what normal people get to do, and since what they do is not normal, they don't get to do it.


Vortex - Nov 04, 2008 10:53:57 am PST #42 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

One thing I've noticed is how proud older black people are of Obama. For those who fought for the right to vote, endured dogs and hoses, beatings and jailings, Obama's candidacy is almost a personal triumph for them.

Another heartwarming story--

This morning, I escorted my new husband to the polls (I mailed my ballot in last week). We live on the diverse side of the tracks in Venice, California; the neighborhood around us is still predominantly black and Latino, even as the streets closer to the ocean have gentrified. There was a line; we were happy to see it.

After a friendly half hour in the slowly creeping line, a young black man drove up and helped an elderly black man out of his car. "Go on, grandad," he said. "They'll let you go first. Just tell them you have a hard time standing."

"Oh, all right," said the older man. He wore a loosely perched baseball cap, and a light brown canvas jacket. He could hardly walk, but he was smiling wide, laughing and joking as he came forward on his grandson's arm. We all made way for him without a word.

"I guess I gotta get past you," he said to us, apologizing for jumping in ahead. "I gotta vote for that black kid for president!"


NoiseDesign - Nov 04, 2008 10:59:57 am PST #43 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

well, that's what normal people get to do, and since what they do is not normal, they don't get to do it.

Would you mind if I re-educated him at the end of an aluminum baseball bat?

Prop 8 is really making me want to bitch slap a large portion of the populace.

Maybe I should eat, my blood sugar might be a bit low.


Vortex - Nov 04, 2008 11:01:52 am PST #44 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The top story at Guardian.co.uk (the liberal British paper) is the election. And by top story, I mean that section of the webpage fills my entire monitor, I have to scroll down to see actual British news. The election is also the top story at the London Times, but not quite as big. Still first, though.

The world is watching!


juliana - Nov 04, 2008 11:04:51 am PST #45 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Prop 8 is really making me want to bitch slap a large portion of the populace.

My blood sugar is not low, and Prop 8 still makes me want to take a bat to anyone who's voted for it.


Burrell - Nov 04, 2008 11:05:17 am PST #46 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey there bitches.


Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2008 11:06:12 am PST #47 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The world is watching!

We are not going to fuck this up! We SWEARS!!!!