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billytea - Nov 27, 2008 5:14:46 pm PST #2646 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Meanwhile, I thought you might be entertained by my kids' version of The Twelve Days of Christmas, which they just now composed:

I approve of numbers 1, 3, 4, 10 and 11. And 9, because I like the Thai flag. They came up with it to prevent anyone showing disrespect by hanging it upside down. (The previous design had an elephant, which possessed substantially greater disrespectability.)

beekaytee - Nov 27, 2008 5:55:12 pm PST #2647 of 10000

Compassionately intolerant

Dinner was really, really, really good. Fun people and did I mention the food?

I'm watching Dr. Horrible right now, but immediately following, I will retire to my bed and digest like an anaconda who just noshed a hippo. Lord, I can feel the coma coming.

~ma for all. And blessing for a safe Fay.

WindSparrow - Nov 27, 2008 7:51:58 pm PST #2648 of 10000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I like the Thai flag. They came up with it to prevent anyone showing disrespect by hanging it upside down.

Ok, now I'm picturing the Thai flag as a big "This End Up" Arrow.

WindSparrow - Nov 27, 2008 8:01:01 pm PST #2649 of 10000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Speaking of... the Stephen Colbert Christmas Special: It was wrong like a thing that was wrong. Possibly it was even wronger than that. So you oughta go out and buy it.

DCJensen - Nov 27, 2008 8:53:22 pm PST #2650 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

What she said.

erikaj - Nov 27, 2008 9:04:45 pm PST #2651 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

It's on the list...

Fay - Nov 27, 2008 10:03:17 pm PST #2652 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh, bless.

The kids who were in the after-school Jewellery Club have just had a jewellery sale, raising money for play equipment for the field. I bought a couple of pairs of earrings (one pair to match today's ensemble). And then I saw the Fabulous Blue Penis Earrings. Complete with balls that jingle. They are a thing of hilarious genius, and I must take a photo. I think they may have been crafted by one of my kids - certainly I don't think it's intentional. But the overall design effect is...shiny blue penis. That jingles.

Awesome.

vw bug - Nov 27, 2008 11:06:08 pm PST #2653 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

Best part about waking up at 4am the day after Thanksgiving (when you have NO plans to go shopping...actually, you plan to stay as far away from any shopping center as possible)? Leftovers! In the fridge! Millions of them! YUM!

sj - Nov 28, 2008 1:18:54 am PST #2654 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm up and I expect Mom will be here any minute so we can go shopping. Why yes, I am insane. Why do you ask?

vw bug - Nov 28, 2008 4:16:01 am PST #2655 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

Have fun, sj! I will be avoiding any store today. I'm making soup and taking care of my sicky boyfriend.

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