Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Nov 25, 2008 1:19:39 pm PST #2483 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My mother is so insane about not telling people her age that I've gone the total opposite and will volunteer it.

My aunt so habitually lied about her age that she even started doing so to my mother, i.e. her older sister. I believe she'd slipped into the George Costanza realm of lying.


Strix - Nov 25, 2008 1:31:37 pm PST #2484 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jilli, so exciting! I have a couple of little emo/Goth clients! I can't wait to get a copy of your book for the shelter's self-improvement shelf!


askye - Nov 25, 2008 1:37:04 pm PST #2485 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

YAY Jilli and Tom!

I am 35. I don't look it, in fact one of my coworkers who is 25 keeps thinking I'm her age. I don't feel like it either. I've never lied about my age and I don't feel I have a reason to.

I have started noticing some lines forming on my forehead and when I smile,and when it freaks me out I moisturize and then forget about it.

When I was 29 I got a few comments/"jokes" about people asking if I was 29 for the first time. So I was glad when I hit 30 and was over that.

I quite possilby could freak out at 40. My grandmother said she didn't have a problem with her age until she hit 60.


ChiKat - Nov 25, 2008 1:41:59 pm PST #2486 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My mother once asked me and my brother if we would mind if she told people that we were my father's children by his first wife (which is her),

My mom does that but totally as a joke. She used to tell us as soon as we hit 30, we were the 1st wife's kid. She still says it on occassion, but she is in no way serious about it.


Vortex - Nov 25, 2008 1:49:42 pm PST #2487 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My mom does that but totally as a joke.

we thought that she was kidding at first, we laughed. Then she said "no, I'm serious"


Laga - Nov 25, 2008 1:51:12 pm PST #2488 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It's a good day in Florida too, a Miami judge has ruled against the gay adoption ban.


juliana - Nov 25, 2008 1:51:33 pm PST #2489 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Fuck. The beefy guy mentioned in Hec's story here: Daniel C. Jensen "Coffee On My Monitor" Jan 19, 2006 9:05:32 am PST was shot & killed in my nabe last night. Fuck.


ChiKat - Nov 25, 2008 2:14:12 pm PST #2490 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

juliana, I am so sorry.

we thought that she was kidding at first, we laughed. Then she said "no, I'm serious"

Oh. Dear.


Vortex - Nov 25, 2008 2:15:55 pm PST #2491 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes. We quickly objected, and she had the nerve to be disappointed.


Laga - Nov 25, 2008 2:15:57 pm PST #2492 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh juliana that's terrible.