My mom does that but totally as a joke.
we thought that she was kidding at first, we laughed. Then she said "no, I'm serious"
You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Nov 25, 2008 1:49:42 pm PST #2487 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Laga - Nov 25, 2008 1:51:12 pm PST #2488 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's a good day in Florida too, a Miami judge has ruled against the gay adoption ban.
juliana - Nov 25, 2008 1:51:33 pm PST #2489 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Fuck. The beefy guy mentioned in Hec's story here: Daniel C. Jensen "Coffee On My Monitor" Jan 19, 2006 9:05:32 am PST was shot & killed in my nabe last night. Fuck.
ChiKat - Nov 25, 2008 2:14:12 pm PST #2490 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
juliana, I am so sorry.
we thought that she was kidding at first, we laughed. Then she said "no, I'm serious"
Oh. Dear.
Vortex - Nov 25, 2008 2:15:55 pm PST #2491 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yes. We quickly objected, and she had the nerve to be disappointed.
Laga - Nov 25, 2008 2:15:57 pm PST #2492 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh juliana that's terrible.
Barb - Nov 25, 2008 2:18:52 pm PST #2493 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh juliana-- I'm so sorry.
My mother started lying about our ages because she was lying so heavily about hers-- part of the midlife crisis where post-divorce not only was she dating every single guy and some married ones who asked, she was finding them younger and younger.
Vortex - Nov 25, 2008 2:23:53 pm PST #2494 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yes, my mother hates it when I tell people how old I am, they will extrapolate.
Fay - Nov 25, 2008 2:26:54 pm PST #2495 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Jesus, Juliana! That's awful!
...
...
...
However - YAY Jilli! And YAY Tom!
dances dance of joy
I don't think I ever said it, Fay, but when you first announced you were going into teaching, I was almost perfectly split between "OMG MISS FAY WILL BE THE BEST TEACHER EVER!" and "... you mean, the kind with CHILDREN?" And, let's make it clear, this was not a bad thing in my twisted head.
Heh. I can have layers!
Seriously - I don't want to get cocky, because I've only seen half the parents of my kids so far, but the whole "my child is really happy in your class! They look forward to school!" thing was a recurring theme. So that's nice! (And the not-swearing-all-the-motherfucking-time and not-being-all-about-the-big-gay-porn sort of kicks in with my kid-dar, and then gets switched off as soon as the kids have exited the building.)
GC, I've kept my eyes peeled for HK toilet paper since you mentioned it last, but haven't seen any so far. However, I do have a small HK pile of random objects that will possibly be mailed to you some time in the next decade.
Ginger - Nov 25, 2008 2:28:41 pm PST #2496 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's dreadful, Juliana.
I think Vortex will look in her 20s for years to come.
I have pretty much escaped wrinkles, except for the frown lines between my eyebrows and some lines around my mouth. I credit my vampiric avoidance of the sun and my oily skin, which does sometimes leave me with that totally unfair combination of pimples and wrinkles.