A co-worker just brought me two rolls of strawberry-scented Hello Kitty toilet paper. Have I mentioned how much I love the Japanese? Dying of laughter. Also, my co-workers know me pretty well, I think.
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
People still think I'm 25
You aren't? mwah!
See if you recognize this commonly used phrase in my family's lexicon: "Why should I tell her?"
Sheldon Leonard, up to his nipples in a frigid lake, to his wife, about to dive in. Unfortunately, I can't tell you which album it's on.
Um, Facebook didn't ruin your relationship, Facebook clued you in to the fact that you were dating an asshole.
Some people don't deserve a clue.
strawberry-scented Hello Kitty toilet paper
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Woot!!! Jilli, you must be so psyched! It must also feel a bit surreal.
Jilli, that's fanTAStic! I can't wait to hold my own copy in my fastidiously mitted hands, and give as many as possible to people who will appreciate it.
Jilli! That's so exciting! Off to pre-order...
Surreal doesn't even begin to cover it.
so happy for you.
Congrats, Jilli!
Whoa, Jilli! Congratulations, that rocks!