People still think I'm 25
You aren't? mwah!
See if you recognize this commonly used phrase in my family's lexicon: "Why should I tell her?"
Sheldon Leonard, up to his nipples in a frigid lake, to his wife, about to dive in. Unfortunately, I can't tell you which album it's on.
Um, Facebook didn't ruin your relationship, Facebook clued you in to the fact that you were dating an asshole.
Some people don't
deserve
a clue.
strawberry-scented Hello Kitty toilet paper
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Woot!!! Jilli, you must be so psyched! It must also feel a bit surreal.
Jilli, that's fanTAStic! I can't wait to hold my own copy in my fastidiously mitted hands, and give as many as possible to people who will appreciate it.
Jilli! That's so exciting! Off to pre-order...
Surreal doesn't even begin to cover it.
Whoa, Jilli! Congratulations, that rocks!
Indeed! Most hearty congratulations!