Foreskin: There should only be one.
It's like the Highlander. On the end, there can be only one.
Looks like civilization finally caught up with us.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Nov 24, 2008 3:26:24 pm PST #2342 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Calli - Nov 24, 2008 3:50:53 pm PST #2343 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Foreskin: There should only be one.
It's like the Highlander. On the end, there can be only one.
Brises must be very exciting, what with the lightning storms.
askye - Nov 24, 2008 4:15:45 pm PST #2344 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
I wish I could join ya'll at the Alchemist. (hugs her sweetie)..
Evan is still the Cutest ever! He's pulling up and sitting up. he was reclining on my chest and he did it three times in a row. Like baby sit ups. And I could feel him has he prepped and then did it.
Plus he's figuring out cause and effect. My SIL and Bro are back and happy to be with their little man. They missed him and he missed them and they are such a cute family.
I'm only a little biased.
omnis_audis - Nov 24, 2008 4:42:41 pm PST #2345 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I remember in elementary school, a Jewish chum was horrified that I had a foreskin. I didn't know what one was. The way he described it, I thought he had the head of his penis wacked off. I was even more horrified. Looking back, it's kinds funny.
ION, my elbow just ripped thru my favorite shirt. A Bonnie Raitt denim one. :(
Hil R. - Nov 24, 2008 4:53:22 pm PST #2346 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The advice given, by the way, is, in order (and summarized):
1. If you can't do it, don't. Maybe you can still be friends.
2. Put on a condom, you can't tell the difference.
3. Skip the blow job.
4. Talk about it (though not in the bedroom).
billytea - Nov 24, 2008 5:07:01 pm PST #2347 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
2. Put on a condom, you can't tell the difference.
I love this. It's like advising it to pull a stocking over its face before the big bank heist.
Beverly - Nov 24, 2008 5:33:59 pm PST #2348 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
"Put a hat on it, make it look like somebody you know! Your Uncle Murray, somebody." Bonus points for anybody who can tell me the source.
Hi guys, I'm back. Missed you all.
The beach was exactly what I needed, once I persuaded H that I was perfectly content lounging and reading and napping and gazing at the water. But it's good to be back, too.
erikaj - Nov 24, 2008 5:44:25 pm PST #2349 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
"Private Benjamin,"Beverly? Just one guess.
Barb - Nov 24, 2008 5:45:33 pm PST #2350 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
That is Robin Williams, Live at the Met! Doctor Roof!
Beverly - Nov 24, 2008 5:49:20 pm PST #2351 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Bonus points to Barb! Plus a smooch, mwah!
Doctor Roof, indeed.
Good guess, though, erika--about the same vintage, I think.