The advice given, by the way, is, in order (and summarized):
1. If you can't do it, don't. Maybe you can still be friends.
2. Put on a condom, you can't tell the difference.
3. Skip the blow job.
4. Talk about it (though not in the bedroom).
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Nov 24, 2008 4:53:22 pm PST #2346 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
billytea - Nov 24, 2008 5:07:01 pm PST #2347 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
2. Put on a condom, you can't tell the difference.
I love this. It's like advising it to pull a stocking over its face before the big bank heist.
Beverly - Nov 24, 2008 5:33:59 pm PST #2348 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
"Put a hat on it, make it look like somebody you know! Your Uncle Murray, somebody." Bonus points for anybody who can tell me the source.
Hi guys, I'm back. Missed you all.
The beach was exactly what I needed, once I persuaded H that I was perfectly content lounging and reading and napping and gazing at the water. But it's good to be back, too.
erikaj - Nov 24, 2008 5:44:25 pm PST #2349 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
"Private Benjamin,"Beverly? Just one guess.
Barb - Nov 24, 2008 5:45:33 pm PST #2350 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
That is Robin Williams, Live at the Met! Doctor Roof!
Beverly - Nov 24, 2008 5:49:20 pm PST #2351 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Bonus points to Barb! Plus a smooch, mwah!
Doctor Roof, indeed.
Good guess, though, erika--about the same vintage, I think.
Barb - Nov 24, 2008 5:51:45 pm PST #2352 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
I adore Robin-- listened to Live at the Met while I was in labor with both kids. Helped laugh my way through both of them.
Which probably explains a lot about my kids.
::hugs Bev tight::
Good to have you back!
erikaj - Nov 24, 2008 6:00:51 pm PST #2353 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Me too, but he talks so fast, I don't retain his lines like Belzer or Carlin.
Laga - Nov 24, 2008 6:30:55 pm PST #2354 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Yeah I couldn't recite a Robin Williams standup line but I can do entire routines by Bill Cosby.
WindSparrow - Nov 24, 2008 6:39:17 pm PST #2355 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Bill Cosby is the best - got our family through a lot of trying times.
The last time I tried to listen to a Robin Williams standup bit, I was still a lot more sensitive about crudity than I am now. I'm wondering if I should give him another try, now that I have loosened up quite a bit. But I also think he still might be more crude than I care for, as much as I adore him.