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Free: Full-length Mirror Possessed by Satan (Downtown Ann Arbor)
Reply to: sale-924479049@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-11-18, 3:45PM EST
Full length mirror, white edges, no fasteners. I am giving this mirror away because, though functional, it is evil. I bought this mirror for $8 or so at the Home Depot. I brought it home. I nailed it to my wall, stepped back, and took a look. Having not had a full length mirror in awhile, I was shocked to discover that I had apparently gained 20 pounds around my waist and hips.
Or had I?
I began dieting on the assumption that I had really let myself go, but the reflection didn’t improve. Until, one day, I caught sight of myself in a full length mirror at a furniture store downtown. “Wow,” I told my friend, who was with me, “that mirror makes me look about 20 pounds lighter than I am. I want it.” My friend looked at my reflection, turned, looked me up and down, rolled her eyes, and informed me that that was just how I looked. Unconvinced, I made said friend look in to the mirror in my room a few days later. “OH MY GOD.” Apparently, my mirror is warped in just such a way as to kill the self-esteem of women everywhere.
Unfortunately, I am now having trouble REMOVING this cursed piece of décor from my wall. It doesn’t want to go. However, if you want it, I will use my full body weight and leverage to try to pull it off. Obviously, if you are looking for something to accurately portray what you look like, this is not the mirror for you. If, however, you want it for an art project, decoration above a mantle, or a sibling or friend with too big an ego, it’s all yours.
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Location: Downtown Ann Arbor .
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