Please people, no pain or less pain and peace today.

The day porn will include subtext, I'll know the world really went mental.

Shir, check this out: Subtext by Te.

Why is ER so cold? I had to keep my winter jacket on the entire time I was inside.

Maybe to keep the homeless people out?

I don't wanna go to work today. I want to stay home and be with Andi when she's ill.

Sigh.

ION?

Monday I got a check from the insurance company of the owner of the vehicle that destroyed mine, reimbursing me for my deductible.

NABBSB:

Free: Full-length Mirror Possessed by Satan (Downtown Ann Arbor)

Reply to: sale-924479049@craigslist.org

Date: 2008-11-18, 3:45PM EST

Full length mirror, white edges, no fasteners. I am giving this mirror away because, though functional, it is evil. I bought this mirror for $8 or so at the Home Depot. I brought it home. I nailed it to my wall, stepped back, and took a look. Having not had a full length mirror in awhile, I was shocked to discover that I had apparently gained 20 pounds around my waist and hips.

Or had I?

I began dieting on the assumption that I had really let myself go, but the reflection didn’t improve. Until, one day, I caught sight of myself in a full length mirror at a furniture store downtown. “Wow,” I told my friend, who was with me, “that mirror makes me look about 20 pounds lighter than I am. I want it.” My friend looked at my reflection, turned, looked me up and down, rolled her eyes, and informed me that that was just how I looked. Unconvinced, I made said friend look in to the mirror in my room a few days later. “OH MY GOD.” Apparently, my mirror is warped in just such a way as to kill the self-esteem of women everywhere.

Unfortunately, I am now having trouble REMOVING this cursed piece of décor from my wall. It doesn’t want to go. However, if you want it, I will use my full body weight and leverage to try to pull it off. Obviously, if you are looking for something to accurately portray what you look like, this is not the mirror for you. If, however, you want it for an art project, decoration above a mantle, or a sibling or friend with too big an ego, it’s all yours.

Email with inquiries.

Location: Downtown Ann Arbor .

LOVE IT

I love that Trader Joe's-inspired recipes blog!!! Of course, now I wanted roasted chicken w/ roasted baby sweet potatoes.

With this much Tylenol and ibuprofen, how in blue bloody blazes do I have a headache?

Why are digital watches so ugly? The only ones I actually like (for CBD) are ridiculously expensive. Grrr...

Why are digital watches so ugly?

Because analog watches are the bomb diggity.

But he needs a digital watch, so I've got to find a reasonable non-ugly digital watch. Grrr...

Teppy, The Alchemist is having a 5 year anniversary party, and your bro got name checked as inspiration for one of the beers! [link]

(Let me know if you can't see that because of not being a member)