MA~~ for Typoboy. I thought we might do something fun today -- I can't think of anything fun that doesn't require some effort. Today at breakfast I mostly stared into space, when not eating all the food in the world.
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dear god, why do I have Katy PErry's latest song stuck in my head?
Make it stop.
"I found out long ago...
It's a long way down, Holiday Road...
Holiday Ro-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oad
Holiday Ro-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oad..."
::ducks and runs::
My bologne has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...
That help?
No.
Stop helping.
Y'all are evil.
I'm going to turn on loud music and wash dishes.
My bologne has a first name,
Jeffery Dahmer's theme song.
Y'all are evil.
You expected different around here?
Well, ye...no.
I'm baking bread!
I'm baking bread!
Now, see, that's evil. Cuz you just know she won't shove any through the interwebs for us.
I'll show you. I'll mull the cider Daniel just bought me at the local orchard.