Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Nov 14, 2008 11:44:43 am PST #1340 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I just tried to use the phone to turn on the television. It didn't work. I think I just came up with a new invention!


Ginger - Nov 14, 2008 12:01:45 pm PST #1341 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think I just came up with a new invention!

The absolutely, completely, universally universal remote?


ChiKat - Nov 14, 2008 12:01:47 pm PST #1342 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I would like to say, for the record, that JDM is totally mine.

A friend and I were chatting about hot guys a couple of months ago. I brought up JDM and Gerard Butler as 2 of my heavy breathing favorites.

She then promptly took out her DVD of PS I Love You and made me watch it. I hadn't heard of it, but thanked her immensely for bringing it to my attention. Dude, it's got Harry Conick Jr in it, too. Another of my favorite men.

She's a good friend.


vw bug - Nov 14, 2008 12:05:06 pm PST #1343 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

The absolutely, completely, universally universal remote?

Yes! Think of the fun! Think of the mayhem! You could walk into any house and change the tv station without anyone knowing how you did it.

I may need more coffee. Or something.


brenda m - Nov 14, 2008 12:06:46 pm PST #1344 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I would like to say, for the record, that JDM is totally mine.

And it's her birthday so we can't even argue the point. UNFAIR.


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 12:08:41 pm PST #1345 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gawd I want this [link]


ChiKat - Nov 14, 2008 12:10:23 pm PST #1346 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And it's her birthday so we can't even argue the point. UNFAIR.

That's right, Bitches! He's mine!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!


Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2008 12:10:55 pm PST #1347 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nick Cave + Adrian Pasdar= Made of Win!!! [link]


omnis_audis - Nov 14, 2008 12:11:16 pm PST #1348 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

someone wake me up. I gotta sit thru the Designer Run Thru of A Christmas Carol. It's warm in the rehearsal hall. I am DOOMED to snooze!


Barb - Nov 14, 2008 12:16:00 pm PST #1349 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

She then promptly took out her DVD of PS I Love You and made me watch it.

The man candy in that movie (plus, Lisa Kudrow!) is enough to make me ignore the fact that Hillary Swank is one of the most unappealing female romantic leads on the planet.