If you ever wondered what happened to him, he started working in network security and now makes a shit ton of money consulting-still a bit of a dork though.

Ha! I would have totally pegged Duckie for becoming a bit of mogul but retaining his inherent dorkiness.

I need to see if our other friend has any of our old pictures. There's one of him with big hair, bandanna, and shorts-looking every inch Duckie.

I just tried to use the phone to turn on the television. It didn't work. I think I just came up with a new invention!

I think I just came up with a new invention!

The absolutely, completely, universally universal remote?

I would like to say, for the record, that JDM is totally mine.

A friend and I were chatting about hot guys a couple of months ago. I brought up JDM and Gerard Butler as 2 of my heavy breathing favorites.

She then promptly took out her DVD of PS I Love You and made me watch it. I hadn't heard of it, but thanked her immensely for bringing it to my attention. Dude, it's got Harry Conick Jr in it, too. Another of my favorite men.

She's a good friend.

The absolutely, completely, universally universal remote?

Yes! Think of the fun! Think of the mayhem! You could walk into any house and change the tv station without anyone knowing how you did it.

I may need more coffee. Or something.

I would like to say, for the record, that JDM is totally mine.

And it's her birthday so we can't even argue the point. UNFAIR.

Gawd I want this [link]

And it's her birthday so we can't even argue the point. UNFAIR.

That's right, Bitches! He's mine!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Nick Cave + Adrian Pasdar= Made of Win!!! [link]