It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Nov 14, 2008 9:57:53 am PST #1318 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Makes squinty eyes at everyone.


Amy - Nov 14, 2008 9:59:48 am PST #1319 of 10000
Because books.

I can put 35 years on him.

Heh. Heh heh heh.


omnis_audis - Nov 14, 2008 10:18:33 am PST #1320 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

y'all are a bunch of pervs

:: whistles innocently while trying to hold up his halo ::


amych - Nov 14, 2008 10:19:51 am PST #1321 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

omnis has a halo? Shee-it, who'd he steal that off of?


NoiseDesign - Nov 14, 2008 10:20:55 am PST #1322 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Not me.


omnis_audis - Nov 14, 2008 10:21:52 am PST #1323 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I bought it at EB Games. Both Halo I and Halo II. It looks strange over one's head, but, heh.


Fred Pete - Nov 14, 2008 10:24:19 am PST #1324 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

y'all are a bunch of pervs

When did this become news?


Emily - Nov 14, 2008 10:50:26 am PST #1325 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, pervs, help me out here. I just need about a half hour of oomph so I can get some stuff ready and leave... but I just don't have it. Where's my oomph?


DavidS - Nov 14, 2008 10:54:39 am PST #1326 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Where's my oomph?

I don't know. Have you had your kink today? What did you do to inspire your inner perv?


Vortex - Nov 14, 2008 10:54:46 am PST #1327 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If you have to look for your oomph, it's not oomphing hard enough.