Okay, pervs, help me out here. I just need about a half hour of oomph so I can get some stuff ready and leave... but I just don't have it. Where's my oomph?
Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'
Xander ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - Nov 14, 2008 10:50:26 am PST #1325 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
DavidS - Nov 14, 2008 10:54:39 am PST #1326 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Where's my oomph?
I don't know. Have you had your kink today? What did you do to inspire your inner perv?
Vortex - Nov 14, 2008 10:54:46 am PST #1327 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
If you have to look for your oomph, it's not oomphing hard enough.
Vortex - Nov 14, 2008 11:01:06 am PST #1328 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My student assistant is sitting 25 feet from me. His iPod is so loud that I can hear that he's kicking it old school with MJ's "Dont Stop Till You Get Enough".
Frankenbuddha - Nov 14, 2008 11:04:10 am PST #1329 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That's a song that definitely doesn't have any oomph problems.
Though it makes me sad to listen to, since it reminds me of what was ---> what is.
Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2008 11:04:30 am PST #1330 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Laga - Nov 14, 2008 11:10:01 am PST #1331 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
You guys can have JDM. I just started season one of Queer As Folk and I'm drooling over Gale Harold. It's like watching Cap'n Tightpants have teh hot gaysex.
In Eek! News, OK Cupid just put my ex in my quiver. I must have accidentally checked the selfish prick box.
Emily - Nov 14, 2008 11:11:13 am PST #1332 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
YouTube is blocked, alas.
What did you do to inspire your inner perv?
Nothing. You do remember what it is I do, right? That's sort of looked down on.
Barb - Nov 14, 2008 11:16:07 am PST #1333 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
I can put 35 years on him.
Empress has got a dirrrrrrrrty mind.
How I love that.
::sits back with popcorn to watch JDM Wrestle Mania
Barb - Nov 14, 2008 11:17:58 am PST #1334 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
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