Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


JZ - May 10, 2012 1:19:45 pm PDT #8098 of 12706
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Define "frolicsome".

Chock full of hoot, little bit of nanny.

And do you HAVE a back yard?

We do!

And the Carl also has a tiny side yard, good for sipping morning coffee while watching the commuters sadly waiting for the N Judah to whisk them into the Hellmouth tunnel to downtown, and adorned with a tiny sandstone fountain decorated with a tiny sandstone girl holding an umbrella, with a naked cherub huddling under it with her. I've often cozened Matilda into cheering up after the walk uphill by saying, "Let's go past the hotel and look at the little boy's naked butt!"

(Not for any pervy reason. She's five. She just thinks a statue with a naked butt is incredibly hilarious.)


Steph L. - May 10, 2012 1:30:35 pm PDT #8099 of 12706
I look more rad than Lutheranism

She just thinks a statue with a naked butt is incredibly hilarious.

She's not wrong.


meara - May 10, 2012 3:06:46 pm PDT #8100 of 12706

I've stayed in some cheap-ass motels on family vacations, and aside from actual youth hostels or B&Bs I've never run into that.

I stayed in a place in Madrid that was like this--it was (granted, 15 years ago) about $13 a night. But you got your own room, and the room had a sink. You just had to go down the hall to shower or use the bathroom. It wasn't bad. Especially on a college student budget, for the price. (I dislike hostels, because I don't want to worry about people stealing my things while I sleep or having to put them in a locker all day, etc)


Stephanie - May 10, 2012 5:27:35 pm PDT #8101 of 12706
Trust my rage

I looked at a place in SF like what meara describes. I decided no thank you.


Toddson - May 11, 2012 4:18:10 am PDT #8102 of 12706
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

One of the fun things in DC is the temperance monument. It used to have a functioning water fountain, as in drinking water, to encourage people to drink water rather than booze. The monument's still there, but the water's turned off.

I think I've also mentioned the monument to the inventor of the screw propeller - a big, gilded, propeller on a stone base.


JZ - May 11, 2012 7:59:28 am PDT #8103 of 12706
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda, this morning, as we passed the Carl:

This would be a perfect house to live in. If we lived here, I would spank that boy's butt every time I went to the backyard. (pointing gleefully at the cherub) You naughty boy!


DavidS - May 11, 2012 8:10:52 am PDT #8104 of 12706
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I guess we'd better get her a cherub sculpture to spank call her own.


omnis_audis - May 11, 2012 3:21:04 pm PDT #8105 of 12706
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

better teach her the concept of safe word. Her future bf's will thank you later.


brenda m - May 13, 2012 5:05:18 am PDT #8106 of 12706
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nuts. I told my sister for her birthday I'd take her to a concert of her choosing. She's picked one on June 30th. Not sure what to do.


Tom Scola - May 13, 2012 5:57:17 am PDT #8107 of 12706
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Is it a band that is touring? Can you go to a concert in a different city?