Those violent unicorns can't strategize for SHIT. You don't go and attack the prom date of a girl who can kill you as long as she's a virgin.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2008 7:20:23 am PST #8457 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2008 7:21:51 am PST #8458 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Obama's grandmother was able to send in her absentee ballot before she passed, so at least she was able to vote for her grandson.
I think we've found the Republican attack angle: Voter Fraud!
Amy - Nov 04, 2008 7:23:37 am PST #8459 of 10001
Because books.
Wait, is it supposed to be funny?
Sadly, NO.
::throws up in mouth a little::
Jesse - Nov 04, 2008 7:25:55 am PST #8460 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I got free coffee! I almost never go to Starbucks, but will always go for something free. I'm pretty sure they've given me more than I've paid them over the years.
Barb - Nov 04, 2008 7:28:19 am PST #8461 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Wait, is it supposed to be funny?
Sadly, NO.
Neither is the six-figure advance paid for that.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2008 7:28:46 am PST #8462 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can I just say, in a true spirit of peace and unity, "Fuck John Bolton"?
Bastard! Sic the Unicorns on him!
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2008 7:31:27 am PST #8463 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, sic the unicorns on Kristol while we're at it:
Kristol: Palin ‘reminds me a lot of FDR.’»
KRISTOL: She has a future, she may not run in four years if McCain loses. Franklin Roosevelt, as a 38 year old, lost the vice presidential race. He became governor of New York and then was elected twelve years from [then]. … She reminds me a lot of FDR. I just said that so that can go — so the left wing blogs can go crazy.
Oh, so if the left wing blogs do go crazy, we'll be falling into Kristol's trap?
Tom Scola - Nov 04, 2008 7:31:47 am PST #8464 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I find it very amusing that the Unicorns are more dangerous than the sparkly vampires.
Jessica - Nov 04, 2008 7:33:48 am PST #8465 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Can I just say, in a true spirit of peace and unity, "Fuck John Bolton"?
I'll drink to that.
The Republican voting coordinator at my district was asking everyone for ID "to make it go faster" regardless of whether or not "ID req'd" was listed in their registration. I did not provide him with mine.
amych - Nov 04, 2008 7:38:49 am PST #8466 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Can I just say, in a true spirit of peace and unity, "Fuck John Bolton"?
The fact that my brane persistently translates him to "Michael Bolton" doesn't make it any less true.