Zoe ,'War Stories'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Whole Foods two-bite chocolate macaroons should be illegal.
They are illegal. I will be confiscating them all now, on behalf of the department of two-bite macaroons are sickbadwrong so give them all to me. I will see that they are delivered to the proper authorities for long-term storage.
I will see that they are delivered to the proper authorities for long-term storage.
Hey, our Whole Foods hasn't even opened yet! I refuse to hand them over until I've had the opportunity to determine for myself just how sickbadwrong they are.
Neener.
I will see that they are delivered to the proper authorities for long-term storage.
I think you mispelled "my stomach".
Ah good news, the county election office says I'm registered to vote, the secretary of state website appears to be incorrect.
Whew.
Excellent news, Gud.
Okay, so the juror in the Sen. Ted Stevens trial who left, allegedly because of her father's death, lied because she was attending the Breeder's Cup races. Also, she's apparently nuts or a really good actor.
A juror who vanished during Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens' corruption trial told the judge Monday she lied about her father dying and flew to California to see horse races.
U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan ordered Marian Hinnant, identified as juror No. 4, to return to court to explain why she disappeared during jury deliberations. Hinnant brought a stack of handwritten notes with her to the court Monday along with public defender A.J. Kramer, and told the judge that her father hadn't died and she was at the Breeders' Cup in Arcadia, Calif.
She apologized for lying, and then started a long rambling story about horses, which included references to horse breeding, the Breeders' Cup, drugs, President Ford's son Steven and her condo in Florida being bugged.
"I am thoroughly convinced you would not have been able to continue to deliberate," Sullivan interrupted.
"Can I have a case of my own?" Hinnant asked. Sullivan referred her to Kramer and the federal public defender's office, and excused her from his courtroom.
"I am thoroughly convinced you would not have been able to continue to deliberate,"
This is easily the best translation I've ever seen of "What the fucking FUCK??!1!"
Ah good news, the county election office says I'm registered to vote, the secretary of state website appears to be incorrect.
That was scary. I was all "Dear gawd, they're disenfranchising midwestern married white guys now. Nobody's safe."