How to make a tiara out of bacon
I'd think you'd want to avoid being dogs while wearing that.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Sep 25, 2008 5:39:41 am PDT #505 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2008 5:41:12 am PDT #506 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man is charged with assaulting a police officer after farting at a cop: [link]
During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.
The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.
sumi - Sep 25, 2008 5:55:04 am PDT #507 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Shir - Sep 25, 2008 5:56:49 am PDT #508 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Safe, fun travels, sarameg!
Barb - Sep 25, 2008 5:59:21 am PDT #509 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Check out this adorable Akita-cross puppy.
Yesterday's Plott hound/Labrador (Plabrador?) had me in a big, melty puddle. I wanna smish her and cuddle her something fierce.
sumi - Sep 25, 2008 6:05:10 am PDT #510 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Awww, how did I miss her?
Must send that one to my cousin. (She loves hounds.)
Dana - Sep 25, 2008 6:07:39 am PDT #511 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I made tea, and now I don't want it. Why is life so HARD?
Gudanov - Sep 25, 2008 6:08:45 am PDT #512 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Why is life so HARD?
I blame the liberal media.
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2008 6:10:45 am PDT #513 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I blame the liberal media.
And Bill Clinton. And Johnson.
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2008 6:13:40 am PDT #514 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm watching PBS. Elmer Fudd is singing about Brunhilda to a crossdressing Bugs.
Actually, Elmer Fudd (as Wotan?) believed that crossdressing!Bugs *was* Brunhilda, and so was singing *to* Bugs.
Yeah, I am CHOCK FULL of useful knowledge.
"Oh, Bwoonhillldaaaa, you're so wovly...."